Are you a fan of fireplug dicks?

And no wonder "Anal cancer mortality rates have more than doubled in the US."

They die doing what they love! hahahahahaha.

And in the UK,

Anal cancer rises by up to 111% in the UK

Horrible ugly things. Give me a tiny one any day.

I thought they're called beer cans. At 15, I met a 21 y/o parking valet about 6', 160, strawberry blond, handsome with a huge package. He had idle time, so I talked to him and confided I was bi. Showed me his dick. He had bikini briefs with a built-in ruler stenciled on! Erect 8x7.... my hand wouldn't fit around it. Said his girlfriend (he had photos; she was pretty) wouldn't suck him, so I did. He loved that I swallowed, but was terrified of getting caught. I've had many huge dicks, but only 2 others like his. They must be extremely rare.

Useless without pics

Does this count as a fireplug dick?

Not a fan, per se, but I like getting stretched out on occasion.

R6 and R7, holy fuck! R6 is close to the dude I had except he had a bigger head. R5, I'm sorry, but since The DL considers 45 "eldergay" I'm elder and there were no damned evil devices such as cell phones that took photos when I was 15, thank gawd. If there were, my wise parents who had plenty of money wouldn't have permitted that I have one since we didn't have cable TV. All people I've known "holding" are frugal.

R4

I take girth over length. The dick hitting the prostate is very painful for me, I prefer short and large

R9, that's very interesting. Basically, the only reason I bottom is for a man's dick to hit my prostate! That makes me shoot like a cannon and have an unbelievably powerful orgasm. I'm too tight to take a very wide dick... now that was painful!

Neopolitan ice cream dick at R7. Gross.

R11 what does that mean? I have a beautiful average dick, but I'd rather have the dick on R7.

Like this, R12.

R13, I know what the frick Neapolitan ice cream is. What does that have to do with a man's dick? That's the question.

Don’t be obtuse, R14.

I like thick and long, both varieties.

But I'd always thought fireplug and/or beercan dicks were more thick than long. One of the first guys I ever met online circa 2000 (yes, in AOL days) was a hot, hairy married man who had a 6 by 8. Not an 8 by 6, mind you, but just shy of 6 in length and wrist thick.

THAT was a lot of work to take inside me but damn, it felt good.

There’s a guy who shoots femdom videos and has very impressive tackle. I’ll see if I can hunt down a video.

Ok here’s one. It’s straight femdom stuff but a big dick is a big dick.

He’s a skinny little guy in early videos but he’s lately developed a potbelly. Not in this clip though.

R7. Savage mutilation.

I like drinking from a fire hydrant.

R11, R19, there's nothing wrong with the man's dick in R7. Both of you are being nasty, bitchy queens. Typical of The DL.

R16, that sounds hot as hell! Don't believe I've seen a dick like that although I've seen many. From my youth, we called any thick dick a beer can that's obviously like its namesake or when its like a man's wrist. Generally, gay men have a warped idea of average and hung, like the stupid statement "only 8 inches". About 85% of Americans have less than 8".

I always liked them fireplugs, AKA chodes. I had a bud that had a 6x7. He was a tall, lanky dude, and sucking his chode was a chore but also quite fun and challenging. I loved sucking on his fat knob. Seems like most men that have that type of dick are tall and lanky.

R22 I've heard the term chode. I guess tall and lanky applies to my friend in R4. He was a beanpole. His package was so big it made a worn spot in his jeans. I can't imagine a 6x7! That's an ass-gaper!

And see, I thought a "chode" was a very short dick that was fat. Like in the 3 to 4 inch range in length.

Woman here! I love a thick dick, much more exciting than a long one. I know we have our different needs but feeling that thick cock against my sugar walls is heaven!

Do all firemen have fire plug dicks?

R25 you fit the Kinsey profile of a typical woman - - prefers thick dicks.

[quote]feeling that thick cock against my sugar walls is heaven!

My cock is thick. Prompts compliments like you would not believe. And I sometimes fuck women.

R28 are you going to share photos?

R28 yes, please do share.

R25, sugar walls... What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Let Sheena explain.....

Go back to Pinterest frau

I’ve only encountered one of these. I called him Thermos Dick to my friends after. We couldn’t fuck cuz it would NOT go in.

R34 photo please

I agree with R35! Reminds me of when I hooked up with 2 tops and the more hung dude was trying to fuck me and it wouldn't work. His BF spoke up and said, "Just force it in!" Thank gawd he didn't!

What are you looking at me for?

R25 here - Please don't judge me! I love watching you guys do it, you are SO hot,so beautiful, and affectionate! But - as a woman - I do love a thick dick over a long one. Ooooh, you make my sugar walls melt! And, yes, we girly-girls still say 'sugar walls'!!

More thick fireplug fuckers!!!

More sugar walls!

More please

fireplug

R41 Thank you! Beautiful!

this one is fireplug or adjacent!

They hurt!

R44, thanks, that man is absolutely gorgeous below the neck!

A clarification about my statement in R21 about dick size in the USA. The data is from the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana. About 15% of American men have more than 7.5 inches erect. Generally, gay men have warped ideas about what's average and what's hung.

Just read that in November 2016, the Kinsey Institute was merged into Indiana University as an operating division, which is disappointing. Before that, it was a fully independent, non-profit entity that did EVERYTHING related to research regarding sex, reproduction and gender studies since 1947. The initial funding came from the Rockefeller Foundation. J. Edgar Hoover was such a pervert and self-loathing homo, he attempted to get it shut down. Haven't read it yet, but an author wrote a book about Hoover's war on gays. Anyone who hasn't seen the movie, I highly recommend "Kinsey" (2004) which includes a nice frontal nude scene with Peter Sarsgaard. The 1st Kinsey Report on men from 1948 is basically still valid and helped me a lot. I have a 1994 book from the recently retired director. BTW, Dr. Kinsey was hung like a horse.

R46 So was Liam Neeson as Kinsey type casting? Are he and Sarsgaard method actors? Did Peter walk funny and have a hard time sitting down after their hotel scene? Enquiring minds want to know!

[quote] Dr. Kinsey was hung like a horse.

The real one, or the on screen one?

Neeson didn’t do full frontal in the movie, so there wasn’t any showing of his junk.

So hot, daddy/ boy fantasy for days.

This may be a fireplug...or just a giant cock with a wide middle

R48, the real Dr. Alfred Kinsey. I didn't give details because I don't want to reveal the movie for those who haven't seen it.

R51, holy fuck, that's a cobra dick! That's what I call them when they flare out wide behind the head.

R53 I wince and then get tingly when I see one of those.

R54 I've never seen a dick like the one in R51! That will rip somebody's ass! I'd love to play with it, though.

R53

r1 r2 Fireplug dicks have nothing to do with anal cancer. Having your but stretched out by a fat cock is not an anal cancer risk. I should know something about it. I've had anal cancer.

R51 I created an Imgur account so I could see that entire photo and I cannot stop staring at that guy and his amazing cobra dick! Never saw anything like it. Is that YOU?

R57 Oh, no. It's a guy I see on Reddit. "bwcgw"

I'm linking to his user page. He posts on a few different pages (subreddits).

If it keeps nagging to you to download the Reddit app before you view the photo, just switch your phone's browser to "desktop mode and it should be fine.

damn, he deleted his photos. But they're saved somehow for those links.

Fireplug-ish, anyway

I always have a had time taking it - Long and skinny slide right in. That fireplug stretches the fuck out of my ass. But I DO love it

"... doctors may want to start screening for anal cancer among patients they consider to be at risk"

Like... everyone?

r61. That's a nice one.

Thinking about fireplug dicks makes my anal sphincter clench.

r63, anyone who has had anal sex. Isn't anal cancer caused by a strain of HPV?

[quote][R51], holy fuck, that's a cobra dick!

Do you call them that because you continue to feel their benefits for a certain period of time, even after they are pulled out?

In high school we always called Billy Santoro (not his name in H.S.) Beer Can Billy. Not really sure back then that he appreciated his nickname, but it was factually accurate.

R67, what I felt long after a wide cobra dick was in my butt was not what I would call a benefit! Now a power bottom, yes, he would call it that.

R64, I agree and that man looks like a hot daddy. R66, most anal cancer cases are caused by a strain of HPV, However, if you get bottom and always use condoms, don't sweat it. There are many variants of HPV and the vaccines available probably don't protect against the types that cause cancer. There's a paid nut who trolls here named "Charlie" who posts lies about HPV. Eventually, nearly everyone sexually active will get HPV. A healthy person with a normal immune system who always uses condoms should not have any concerns, especially if he or she was fully vaccinated for HPV.

I hit the lucky number....I get to be 69!

R69

The Cobra just makes me so.....moist

If this isn't a fireplug i want it to be

Did you say fireplug ducks?

The fattest dick I ever had was on a short,hairy,stocky middle aged construction worker . I was working at a convenience store right next door to a cheap motel,and he was in town for a couple of weeks on a job. I almost laughed in his face when he propositioned me,but something made me hesitate. I thought if a nebbish looking guy like him dared to hit up on me,then there had to be a reason he was so confident ! I agreed to stop by his room when I got off and when I knocked he opened the door stark naked .Swinging between his hairy thighs was this goddamn baby arm . I no longer saw the hairy man tits,roll of fat around his middle,saggy skin,etc. All I saw was that dick. At that point in life I had sucked and fucked plenty of guys so I like to think I could handle anything,but I could barely even get my mouth around that thing. It took forever,with much effort,to get it in my hole. That man proceeded to fuck my lights out,twice that night and several times before he left. I was glad he left because I was completely obsessed with that dick and chased it every second I could. I would have made a damn fool of myself over that 30 years older schlub with the dick of death.

R71 that is a perfect giant dick and a hot man, thanks! R72 thanks also. R74 thanks for your hot tale and glad your tail was stuffed! I've had experiences like yours. I try to keep an open mind. Just because a man doesn't look like a 9 or 10 does not mean he isn't great in bed. He might be able to satisfy others' needs very well, which you learned and your true story proves. I'm not hot, but as a young man and into my 30s I underestimated myself. I've always had excellent skills, for which I was pursued.

To all, if you're going to be sexually active, the era to do that is while you're young, as in 18 and over. Get all the good condoms (not Lifestyles brand, they're bad) and lube you can, know something about who you lay with and have as much fun as possible. If you snatch a man with a fireplug dick, try to keep him.

Blurry but probably the closest to a real fireplug

R76 thanks, he has an amazing dick and great legs. Somebody will appreciate that monster inside them.

Is it illegal to shout “theater” while sitting on a thick fire plug dick?

fire HYDRANT

R79, thanks, that dude is Hot AF! I had a man like that who ruined my ass and he never got all in, but it was a learning experience!

I have never heard the word fireplug before now.

It is a stupid word.

We say fire hydrant.

R91 does it matter what their label is? What we need is a damned online directory of them! Just think of the subscription fees THAT site would earn! I just innovated my next venture.

R90

There was a guy I used to hook up with occasionally who had a textbook "fireplug". It was only about 5 inches long but was so thick I could barely get it in my mouth. I would say about the size of your average rocks tumbler glass. He claimed to be straight but trolled the gay side of CL because ladies couldn't take his dick. He would come over, I'd suck him off and jerk off while he was cumming. Came buckets too. One day his email bounced, so I assume he either got caught by his wife or moved away.

R83 thanks for sharing. Sounds like you had fun! I'm also a big shooter/big loads and love them.. He got caught lying because women prefer girth over length per Kinsey & other sources. They birth babies, so they can accommodate thick dicks. Who did he think he was fooling? I've also lost contact with men for same reason.

I could take R79 with no problem at all.

R85 I'd just say gaping ass greedy bottom

I'd love to take R79 on my back, him ramming it in me

I messed around with a guy a few times who’s cock was so fat I could barely get my mouth around it. It wasn’t very long, but omg.. it was fat. I liked it.

mmm, fat thick dick

unf.

Rings rats always said wrestler Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley has a piece like that. IIRC the epithet “beercan” was used

Dirtsheets reported that in his dark lost youth he would play around with dealers as a way to pay for his drugs. Just the word on the street but it would check out.

R89, R90 Thanks, just saw the photos you two posted and made me hard! This thread is about to have me j/o.

yum!

R93 thanks. Great to see some of you on The DataLounge do have great taste in men!

Thanks R94.

well, damn

thick as fuck

um....

Here is one, live....

A German fuckbud had a dick like this - his was also slightly flat when erect, rather than being perfectly cylindrical. Hard work, but immensely gratifying.

BF's is like this. I love giving him oral, and frottage is great. I can't bottom for him though.

R97 Thanks that hot fucker is perfect! R98 thanks. R99 What a dream! R96 holy hell. R101 lucky you hope you stay together. Does your BF like to top? What's your anal situation, if you don't mind the question?

Let's keep this thread alive, please!

R4

If you're not a daddy, I don't care. I like whatever is attached to a gorgeous older man.

R103 I always felt that way until i became an older man. I still like an older man, but now my upper limit is much less than before. Crazy that on The DataLounge "eldergay" is anyone 45 and older. 45 is not old. I didn't start having great sex that last all night until i was 30.

R103 so, more your type?

R105 holy fuck! Thanks for sharing Is that you?

R104

R106 no, not me!

That's a hot guy from the Dads Gone Wild page of reddit.

R107 Thanks for the FYI, Reminds me of many of the married men i've had. I'd suck the hot fucker so hard his nose would bleed. That big dick is perfection. With my luck he'd want me doggy style to pile-drive me. I'm not a power bottom.

Reminds me of a lot of my married buddies, too. The kind that just unzip and want to be sucked.

I am a fan of all cocks. Doesn't matter the length, girth, color, cut, or uncut...as long as I can get them hard, and they stay hard, I'm in Seventh Heaven!

Give me a cute, bubble butt, and I've died and gone to Paradise! I love to feast on a man's bubble butt.

This reminds me of the maintenance guy at my college who I hooked up with a few times. Italian guy with 9 kids. I could see why....

sorry....just really horny today lol

R111 Thanks, that's a dream man! He has a dick that'll slide right down the throat while on knees! R112 That man is ugly but he has a nice body with a hot dick.

I'm too busy being a cock pig to focus on the face, R113. LOL

R114 LOL. Sorry, i can't have sex/do anything with an ugly man no matter what he's packing and no matter what kind of body he has. I've always been unusual.

I like rough looking men - the "bruta bella" types. So it adds to the excitement for me! But whatever works for each of us!

I need to sit in this daddy's lap....

The dicks posted in this thread are what you want if you haven't been able to cum handsfree from being fucked before.

Not the one at R117 though.

If I was on my back and the daddy at R111 was dicking me, that curve would totally make me cum hands free. He'd get a surprise when I shot all over his face as he rammed into me.

I need some fat daddy dick

daddy needs some help, buddy......

well, damn!

Fire plug dicks are probably my total fav, especially if with a bit of an upcurve, and uncut.

oh...daddy!

I’m a fan of all dicks, even a micropenis.

The thread started out thick and then gradually became skinnier.

Like a traffic cone?

Do thicker cocks make you cum handsfree?

they are hell to take up the ass, but the guys appreciate it so I take them on when i can

Yes, R129

shit, that one is more of a fire hydrant, for sure

R134 ?

jeezus

There's thick, and then there's fireplug thick.

Love the smell and taste of daddy when he gets home after a long day of work.....

It seems fireplug dicks are white as black dicks are both thick and long.

No pics unfortunately, but I knew a guy back in my 20s who was nicknamed Traffic Cone. He was so wide at the base it was a bit scary. He was also a bottom, so it didn't really come into play that often.

I knew a guy whose dick was so long and thick they nicknamed him "Kong." He was uglier than sin and so skinny his chest was concave, but when he pulled down his pants it flopped out like an insanely large squash.

thicc as fuck

nothing is worse than boomerang / hockey stick dick.

[quote]nothing is worse than boomerang / hockey stick dick

R143 I'm ignorant. Picture please?

The gross dick at R142 reminded me of it, R144

The dick at R142 is fine. It's leaning over because it's a monster.

But I have played with dudes w/"hockey stick dick" and it's no fun.

PLEASE someone post a picture of this so-called 'hockey stick dick.' Inquiring minds want to see...

R147 do a search for Peyronie's disease and you'll get the drift

R148 OH! You mean a BillClinton dick! I get it now..

This reminds me of what R140 called the Traffic Cone.

wow. this one has its own zip code

wow this one too

Not one of these cock pics are fire plugs. Gonna have to dig up some pics to illustrate the subject.

R96 Damn, that is a nice one

How did fireplugs turn into old geezers all of a sudden?

I instictively think that r105 would feel the best.

I'll take two, please.

Agreed, R156.

Two neighborhood DILFs packing that much meat would be perfect for me.

Hawt

This thread is very worthy of being resurrected (half the pics above are gone now). Here's my contribution.

^^ That one is dismissed due to the disproportionately small head. Sad!