Hasan Minhaj: “I’m So Glad That I Can Make Your Bussy Quiver”
Hasan Minhaj still has much to learn, and his gay fans are more than happy to teach him.
The host of the Netflix series Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj recently sat down for Buzzfeed to read your thirstiest tweets, some of which are too filthy for him to finish.
“I just wanna ride Hasan Minhaj’s dick off into the sunset,” wrote one male admirer, causing Minhaj to throw the printed tweet on the floor in embarrassment.
“Hasan makes my bussy quiver!” tweeted another. “So fucking sexy.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | May 26, 2020 2:14 PM
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When told that a “bussy” is “a man’s butt,” the comedian says, “Oh, I thought they misspelled… Hasan makes my butt quiver? Okay, I’ll take that. Alright. I’m so glad that I can make your bussy quiver. I’m learning a lot today.”
“This has all been a learning experience for me, because I just recently found out that millennials are really into eating butt,” he says. “Millennials, we have to figure out climate change and not getting hand, foot, and mouth disease because we’re all apparently out here eating ass.”
Has this zaddy’s “brown-skinned sex appeal” left you no choice but to stan?
Watch and quiver below.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 8, 2019 11:36 PM
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Can someone translate into English?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 8, 2019 11:38 PM
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Anyone else turned off by these euphemisms? Totally tasteless. There have been plenty of stand in euphemisms for butt sex without pussy metaphors.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 8, 2019 11:40 PM
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Bussy is better than boypussy? How about dudepussy?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 8, 2019 11:42 PM
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Just say butthole. I do. I'm old school.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 8, 2019 11:43 PM
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R7 Mangina is a town in Congo, and conjures ideas of Ebola, so no thanks. It also is a synonym for man-made-pussy, or a vaginoplasty...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 8, 2019 11:47 PM
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R4 How about leaving pussy out of the mix altogether?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 8, 2019 11:49 PM
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wow....his stank hole is not perfumed...so what is the fuss about?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 8, 2019 11:49 PM
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I’m more of a top but I’d happily flip over for Hasan.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 8, 2019 11:51 PM
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Show some decorum when speaking of one's nether regions, please!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 9, 2019 12:03 AM
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I can get behind 'hole' anything... much more preferable to pussy-like words or contractions like 'bussy'.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 9, 2019 12:20 AM
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Beaver is still a euphemism for the pussy R19. I don't want to hear any of these allusions to pussy when I'm fucking a bloke's arse. Total dick wilter.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 9, 2019 12:29 AM
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Tuchus, tush, tushie, bum, bottom, up the coat, bugger you, arse, ass, anus, all much more preferable to anything with bloody pussy overtones.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 9, 2019 12:36 AM
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R25 I can get behind brohole.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 9, 2019 12:38 AM
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I can believe he doesn’t know what “bussy” means ... now Taron Egerton doing the same kind of video months ago and pretending not to know? ... bitch PLEASE
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 15, 2019 2:38 PM
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Ya know, most people aren’t into gay subculture
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 15, 2019 2:39 PM
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If you want any variation on "pussy" then just go fuck a woman.
I am a proponent of variations on "hole." Hole. Butthole. Asshole. Manhole, if you must.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 15, 2019 2:42 PM
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Okay but not do a lot of bottoms like to be thought of us as interchangeable with women, but a lot of bi and mostly straight dudes Cope with their interest in men by referring to their interest in men in terms that make it analogous to interest in females. It’s a way of sayin, “ it’s just banging a chick.”
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 15, 2019 5:22 PM
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Not only do a lot of bottoms...
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 15, 2019 5:23 PM
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Has the Mamma’s Mussy troll been consulted?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 15, 2019 7:34 PM
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Is he the guy from Undone? Loved him in that.
Doesn’t referring to the male ass in conjunction with gay sex as if it were some male version of the female sex organ just play into loathed stereotypes that gay men wish they were women? I think it does!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 15, 2019 7:40 PM
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R39, but some /many gay men do, especially total bottoms
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 15, 2019 8:29 PM
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[quote]I am a proponent of variations on "hole." Hole. Butthole. Asshole. Manhole, if you must.
None of those sound sexually appetizing in the least. Your hole is where shit resides and falls out of.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 15, 2019 8:35 PM
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R14 Oh my, that is a novel way to present hole and on a paved road no less. Be careful when doing so with traffic present.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 15, 2019 8:42 PM
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Just watched The Spy Who Dumped Me. The movie was surprisingly entertaining and funny and Hasan was quite sexy in it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 16, 2019 12:28 PM
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