How to land hot dads at Disney..or blow them?

Two words. Crazy Teacup.

Married guys are generally more down for attention than you may think. Cruise them just like you would any other guy you fancied. Scope out an appropriate men's room beforehand and perch somewhere nearby. Happy hunting.

R2, great idea . Have gay sex under stall. Get arrested. Get banned from Disney Watch kids scream and cry Watch wife file for Divorce

R2-R3. Not looking for bathroom sex, but how to meet a married/discreet guy for a BJ or other fun in a private place. Like back at his room or maybe my room. Are there other private areas?

Use something like squirt or adam4adam that is free and doesn't require an app

[quote]How you landed a married guy while at Disney?

Oh the great questions of life...

Find a cute one, OP. Lure him to Fantasyland. Make your move there.

Why such a preference for married blokes OP? I'm seriously confused as to why this seems to be a fetish or obsession with so many. I'd appreciate anything you can share.

Golf hunty! Set your trap near golfing activities, they attract all the hot daddies.

I was outside a golf store the other day and spotted so many dilfs of all ages, some of them are really into fitness too and have jacked bodies

Dress like Annette Funicello.

I see a lot of men who identify as married - to women, that is - on Grindr. I don't see why that wouldn't be your starting point.

Don’t wear underwear under the goofy costume.

I can somewhat understand a fixation on straights, but the married/taken factor seems a bit off. Anyone else with this penchant care to share?

Maybe the scent of pussy on the cock is an aphrodisiac

Present as Cinderella.

There are loads of married men of apps, but I assume life was easier in the CL days.

I'd probably do this the old fashion way OP. HIt up the bar at the resort. Any man down there alone must be looking to get away from the family. If you can talk sports then you'll be able to manage the conversation for the requisite time to see if he's interested. Again, something will be up if a man is down at the bar for more than an hour alone, at a family resort. Don't forget to have your story together, some may wonder why you're at the bar by yourself. If you're just going solo to Disney for dick then that's too sad to share. make up something about being with your sister/brother and their kids as a joint birthday present or something. Just make it seem like you're not there alone. You must mention how grateful you were to splurge on your own room.

After a good amount of time flirting, and make sure he's at least seems open to your flirtations, maybe mention that the place is damn expensive. Now, this is the big sales pitch, you've got to say something about heading up to your room for some of the free beer. Make sure you already have beers/liquor in your room. If you say yes to joining you then you have a 40-60% chance of action happening. If he's super nervous on the elevator ride up then it may become 50-50%, but you can read the situation. Act the same way you did at the bar, don't come onto him in the elevator, in the hallway or even in his room before his first drink.

Again, don't pounce on the man when you get into the room, he may naively just want a drink, but if he goes that far then he is mildly interested. Some straight guys are cheap flirts and think it's cool to chill with another guy for drinks. Be mindful of the vibe and where he sits. Share the drink, keep the conversation calm and turn on ESPN. If he takes a chair, get close by sitting on the edge of the bed nearest to the chair. If he takes a seat on the bed, then join him next to the bed. Get to beer number two before making a move unless you feel 90% confident that he wants action.

Good luck and be careful.

Write your cell number on the wall/partition of a toilet stall saying what you're into. Someone will call you, but it could be security.

They have bars and booze at Disney?

Talking about the resort's hotels which have bars.

I still thought all of Disney would be dry even the hotels.

lift your caftan, lick your lips and say: YUM!

Disney World resorts and attractions with full bars

ESPN Wide World of Sports Disney BoardWalk Disney Springs

Jesus, that a lot of money you're going to lay out on this quest

Nw, they even sell alcohol in select locations in Disney World. Again, my tips are geared towards the hotel. Nothing is more of a buzz kill than being in a park full of children looking for dick. Keep it to the hotel rooms/hotel bar.

Op, if you're doing all of this just to snag a guy you should just skip the park and book a hotel room at one of the non-Disney resorts near the park. You'll save a ton of money and still be surrounded by DILFS, on a budget, but DILFS none the less. Have you considered a cruise? There was a thread on here about a guy cruising on ships. He sounded rather successful.

Craigslist was the goldmine. Hard to zero in on the DILFS these days without it. I am a top and I fucked SOOO many married guy asses due to CL (adds replied to and very rarely adds posted). Frankly the current incarnation of Grindr has been a total bust (tribes?) and these closeted guys never did like the other "gay" apps anyway for obvious reasons of being easily caught (Scruff never paid any dues to begin with). CL was perfect - the gf or wife was a very little threat when internet history could easily be cleared and a random yahoo or gmail account could be accessed and later deleted. Teh DILFS usually just accessed via their cell and no history could be accessed easily. An APP is easy to find, a random email address - not so much. Sooo....hot straight bottoms are scarce for me currently, when they were once literally crawling out of the woodwork.

Thats why a web-based site like adam or squirt is better than an app, which needs to be loaded up and then later deleted, time-consuming and risky when you're on the DL

I think CL has a "Friends" section that is vague but still cruisable if you use some imagination

I don't see it r28

Shit, I think I FF'ed r6 by mistake. Sorry. I meant to laud you.

All is forgiven, R30 ;)

OP’s favourite instagram account

Become a woman OP. Most of the DILFs at Disney are straight and wouldn't want you if you are a man.

Well you GO GURL!!!

We suggest you find a good T room where you are likely to find what you seek.

There must be such a place, even at Disneyland where many many sisters are employed.

Nothing is more of a turn on than orally servicing - swallowing every delicious drop - a hot hung real man who has porked a fish and made babies!

(Even better if his fish finds out about it!)

When I return from the parks to the resort at night, I see mostly men at the resort bars. I assume the ball and chain and the kids are in their room and dad is getting loosened up. Get a drink and show the guys the new pins you bought.

R16, And if he begins rubbing your thigh, feel 100% confident that he wants action.

Is it true married men tends to have questionable anal hygiene?

“Nothing is more of a buzz kill than being in a park full of children looking for dick.” Because the competition is FIERCE.

I lick them clean, r37. Problem solved.

No need to go to Disney. There are plenty of hot dads shopping with their dumpy looking wives in malls and supermarkets on any given weekend.

Can’t find the link to cruising on the high seas

R41, you're not missing anything honey bunny. It basically some queen brags about how desperate Disney dads are. Just meet in the sauna of the cruise and talk sport.

R41, you're not missing anything honey bunny. It basically some queen brags about how desperate Disney dads are. Just meet in the sauna of the cruise and talk sport.

R8 they use the guy's desperation to get someone they could never normally get

This thread is like one of those spam "How To Seduce Straight Guys" programs that you can buy for $39.99 by taking advantage of this special internet only offer!!!!

This is just some porn fantasy. No straight guy wants you ogling them. It ain't no compliment. And Disney doesn't want you having sex in their parks. I don't either. That's not what it's for.

When I was there I had some Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room.

[quote] And Disney doesn't want you having sex in their parks.

It doesn’t have to be in the parks, it could be at the resorts. After a day with the nagging wife and screaming kids, dads deserve a little fantasy fulfillment of their own.

Doublelist is okay. Use the "missing connection" are of the community section in CL. Everyone converted over to there but you need to be vague about the description - i.e. you were a married guy in West LA and I use to service you....

So what is the attraction to married men specifically?

R50, Forbidden fruit.

This thread is stupid.

I prefer my meat NOT marinated in vadge juice.

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

[quote] Erna

Fetid shit eating fascist Nazi scabies infested cunt!

Just stay at Parliament House, you cheap whore.

Or hang around the Typhoon Lagoon changing rooms, so much sex happens in those showers.

What if there's no visible wedding band? Are you all not as turned on? Do you ask if they're marrieds?

[quote]What if there's no visible wedding band?

You look to see if there's a wedding band tan line.

R57 Right.

What if he's from Minnesota and has no tan?

Look for the pained expression and dead eyes from catering to a sturdy beef & dairy-fed farmwife's needs.

[quote] So what is the attraction to married men specifically?

They’re more desperate to try something new, and it’s not cheating for them if it’s with a guy.

You are looking for "straight" daddies at Disneyland? LMFAO 90% 0f daddies that go there are gay! Disney is some kind of gay catnip and I know more gay men over 50 that are Disney than to the bar! And dont even get me started on the daddies that work there in security.

Bathrooms at Termini Station or Villa Borghese Gardens in Rome. Sexy men(some fit salt n' pepper) who don't even bother remove their rings. Just want a quickie before heading back to their wives and girlfriends.

Guess what, fellas? No straight guy is going to let you suck his Johnson or anything else. Uh uh...not going to happen. If you sit at the hotel bar, chances are you'll meet another gay guy or you'll meet a closeted man. But the straight guys aren't interested in you. Plus, there will be straight women in the bar, some of whom may up to the same thing you are. They will be more successful.

I've been to many hotel bars. I've had a few adventures that started from a conversation or just locked eyes at them. Those adventures haven't been with straight guys.

Las Vegas is better for DILF hookups.

[quote]Guess what, fellas? No straight guy is going to let you suck his Johnson or anything else.

That's your experience. You've been deprived.

[quote]Guess what, fellas? No straight guy is going to let you suck his Johnson or anything else. Uh uh...not going to happen.

OP said “married”, not “straight”.

[quote] OP said “married”, not “straight”.

Fine. Still not going to happen at Disney. Any married guy, straight or closeted, is going to be with his family at Disney, including his wife. He won't be belly up to the bar long enough to seduce him.

[quote] That's your experience. You've been deprived.

Don't bet on it. My experiences have been with men who want to be with me. I hardly think I'm deprived that I've missed out on encounters that involve "straight" guys (no matter how hot) who "let" me suck their Johnsons while they're zonked out and will call me a "F@gg*t" when they're sober.

You tell him BPC!

I see the There's-No-Such-Thing-As-Straight-Guys-Having-Gay-Sex trolls are out in full force.

As someone said up thread, maybe that's not YOUR experience - but don't be so sure that you're so all-knowing.

Some of these married guys are looking for a spin on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Married guys who are closet cases have low self-esteem.

Only guys with low self-esteem would consider fucking OP.

Hence, OP's desperation to find closet case married guys.

Tried a few. It's a small world after all.

[quote]Married guys who are closet cases have low self-esteem.

Plenty of married men who are perfectly happy with their lives like a little man-on-man sex once in a while. It has nothing to do with being a "closet case" or having low self-esteem.

You sound rather provincial.

R46, shut up Karen

By definition if you are having sex with them they are Bi / Gay I don't see what the big thrill is when normal healthy out gay men are so much hotter and fun to be around.

"You sound rather provincial."

Yes, because cruising closet cases at Disneyland is the height of sophistication.

Pretty much what you convinced yourself of when you set up residence at the gloryhole at your local strip mall.

I think some guys want straight guys also because you are likely to run in different social circles and a DL straight guy will keep his mouth shut.

[quote]How to land hot dads at Disney..or blow them?

No shilly-shallying,

No dilly-dallying,

Let's have a drink on it now!

Great idea about Vegas--those DILFs likely are able to get away from family easier--"hey hun, I'm going to throw a roll into a slot machine--be back in an hour!".

Do attractive guys go to Vegas? Or is it all chain smoking overweight guys?

Here's R77

Not all DILFS are married to women these days.

Here's [R77].

And here's you, girl:

well this thread is clearly outing the lurking fraus on this site...

"well this thread is clearly outing the lurking fraus on this site..."

Aren't you one of them?

Show some bulge and sit with legs spread in the bar. Beer in the room is a great suggestion. If you get glanced he sits next to you and you get a few knee bumps during beer 1 you are in. The best are the ones that glare at your crotch again after you mention the beer in the room.

Remember all married guys aren't into raw anal. Some are just dipping their toe in the man pond. Be gracious and help them out if all they want to do is jack, touch or watch u strip and Jack while openly looking at a guy. Love helping guys like this out. Like rubbing a guys clothed crotch or stroking another guy a time or two is the most forbidden thing on earth

r87 So right!

R50, I think it’s something Freudian. The first man anyone knows is their (presumably) married, straight father. That could be the model for what is desirable for both straight women and gay men.