If you had John Krasinski for an entire night, what would you do to him?

For your consideration.

Nothing. He's too goofy for me. I don't get the love.

R2 He might be goofy, but with that ass I doubt he’d need to be talking throughout the night.

He has big cock written all over him.

I would climb him for days.

More pics!

I have never rimmed nor been rimmed. But he would be my first. I would bury my face in his furry trench and make him groan low and deep, wondering how he made it through life this far without ever experiencing such pleasure. Then I bathe his balls with my tongue. Then tie him down and edge his fat schlong until he explodes and collapses and falls asleep on my bed.

R5 ...

R5 more nudity

He has big dick face.

R5 shirtless and sculpted

I’d throw him on the bed, ass up face down, and pound that booty while begging him not to turn his head as the sight of that face would make me lose my erection.

R6 Pervert!

r11 put a hood on his face before you fuck him senseless. yikes, that gif.

He loves working out. I’d love to pose as a personal trainer and drug his water, then tie him up and do terrible things to that ass and that furry body.

I’d power wash him and Pratt, give them a really good shower and scrub so hard their skin turns red. Then take turns sodomizing both of them.

I would make him vacuum and scrub my tub.

Make him clean my house.

Hell if I get what you see in him.

R6, Don't hold back! Tell us more about what you'd do to his furry, musky mantrench!

Ask him about Emily Blunt

Bump.

"Ask him about Emily Blunt"

Like how her career went straight down the shitter after the Mary Poppins fiasco last year?

Weren't there rumors about heterosexual film actor and director George Clooney in hot pursuit of Krasinski around the time of that (unsuccessful) football movie they made together some time ago? Was getting "Clooney-d" part of the audition process? Did they ever "work together" again?

R6 are you ME ????

Lick every inch of him and allow him to penetrate me wherever and as often as he liked.

And I would swallow R24, oh boy would I swallow !!

Nothing!

I was at Brown with him. Ran in some of the same circles. Very nice guy. Back then, he had zero sexiness. Just another theater nerd. He lived in an off campus house with two good friends of mine. I saw him again with a bunch of college friends just after he got The Office. He looked a little more “groomed” but same guy. I have no reports on either his weiner or his fuzzy ass. Sorry

Yes, R24, me too. Every drop. Then I’d lick him clean.

Let him pound me mercilessly.

We would fight for the honor like two puppies on heat R28. My tongue would clumsily reach for his enormous hairy balls and crack while you pump his gigantic prick, and we would then swap, and give each other wet kisses full of his sweat in the process.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

He's straight. Why would I want a straight man for the weekend?

People are not just bodies.

R32 to each his own I guess. When it comes to sex, men are just bodies to me, I don't care about their lovely caftan collections. Or matching earrings. Or wifes for all that matters.

Have him run to the store for me, I suppose.

R30, what if we both went to suckle his glans at the same time, and our mouths met while engulfing John Krasinski’s engorged cockhead, and we made out while sharing him between us, our tongues darting to and fro, caressing his manhood all at once?

While he is moaning slightly, oozing testosterone and smelling like a man should ? Oh yeah, fuck yeah ! Aren't we also both trying to present the best hole in dispute for the first penetration ? I think we are.

For an entire evening; bend him over, eat out that ass, and then fuck him senseless.

Beat the MAGA out of him.

I actually thought he was cuter during his Office years. Regardless, I would lick him all over. That man would leave one satisfied guy!!!

I would dearly love to be spanked and roughly fucked by him (but he MUST have the beard).

I need to lick his feet and suck his toes RIGHT NOW

He's such a sexy bunny.

Eat his ass obviously, but he seems like he'd have a big cock, so I'd definitely want to suck on that for awhile and then have him slip it inside me and pound me senseless.

Can we see legs and feet ? Is that too much to ask ?

I don't find him attractive. So I would ask him to massage my feet.

Christ. You cunts are as bad as this:

Considering how he's pivoted to writing, directing, and producing I'd probably be busy asking for a job.

Is he a leather fetishist?

Have him give me a nasty footjob after a work out then shoving his sweaty gym socks in my mouth and pissing all over me.

We're talking about all American guy Jim Halpert here. He'd never do such vile, nasty sex acts.

Make him do a Vegas wedding then blackmail him for a nice payout to avoid talking to the paps. Oh and sex.

I’d get that nose fixed. What’s my budget?

R42 yes, that that’s who I want pounding my ass mercilessly. Bearded and jacked, fuck he is hot.

Deep throat him until he exploded.

What MAGA, R38? He's not a Trumper. Why ruin a perfectly good sex fantasy thread by mentioning that filth?

R54 yes, explode inside me and fill me with your hot millennial seed.

drug him

get access to his online banking

drain his accounts

He's straight so I wouldn't rape him. Just rob him blind. I'm not a self-hating homo like you OP.

Show the ugly fucker the door.

No, R57, you're just a common thief.

I can only imagine what YOU look like, R58.

I fingered a hot married man before and I instantly felt a warm squishy turd inside.....HARD PASS!!!

I never really found him hot until I saw 'A Quiet Place' and then he was on my list.

It's funny how a lot of guys reckon he has a big dick. I do too, there's just something about him that gives that impression. Plus I think Emily Blunt always has a saucy twinkle in her eye, which I reckon is down to him laying pipe like a pro.

I'm not so into Krasinski now, but I was during the first three years of The Office, and if I had him for the night I'd probably fulfill a lot of the fantasies I had around 14 years ago.

I would give him a long, warm, soapy enema, lightly trim his anal hair and blow dry it into a flattering feathered style

R54 I would swallow, I most certainly would swallow, every last fucking drop

DL accurately described him as a cute guy with no sex appeal.

If I had to gulp down his straight shit before I could fuck him, I would. That's how much his sex appeals to me. Old fat farts with blabbing dentures and knotted knickers can just stay away.

You're a shit eater, R66? That's attractive.

I’m actually gay. What about me?

I ask him to finish revising my novel.

Thank you

I would wear lavender lingerie and a long blond wig while sucking his nipples, running my fingers through his chest hair, and working my way down to his cock, then let him pull my thong panties down with his teeth to rim me and fuck me bareback until he cums repeatedly in my ravaged boypussy. Then he would lick the cum out and kiss me with it.

Lovingly lick his balls.

I would love to rim him.

OP is Emily Blunt

People always say my husband could be his brother , they look a lot alike.

So, if that were the real case, John indeed has a thick Polish dick and cums too soon.

Bump.

Cuddle and kiss hard and deep.

frottage and below sex, lots of elbow sex

What is ' below sex"?

Brando in military school. Ding ding ding - winnere

and it wasn't a one off good shot.

Sean O'Pry

wow sorry all on the wrong thread - strange

First I'd enjoy the view