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How easy is it to distinguish Americans from people from other countries while abroad?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 20, 2019 4:02 AM |
Depends a lot on the country, and the season.
Most countries however, some style of yankee sticks out. But hardly all.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 10, 2015 11:42 PM |
Sweatpants, loud, stingy, eat pizza & play drinking games.... sounds about right.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 10, 2015 11:43 PM |
There are no distinguished Americans.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 10, 2015 11:44 PM |
R2 drinking games? Only if they are college kids.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 10, 2015 11:46 PM |
Someone on the video said drinking games, R4.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 10, 2015 11:49 PM |
Invade them ALL!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 11, 2015 7:44 PM |
Those German girls saying Americans eat lots of burgers, if you asked other people about Germans they'd say they eat lots of sausages.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 11, 2015 7:48 PM |
And they are into scat and really kinky shit R7.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 11, 2015 7:49 PM |
R8 Yeah, but you don't see them doing that when they're out and about.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 11, 2015 7:58 PM |
Sunglasses. Even when it's not sunny. Then: "Wow!", "Oh wow!", "Hilarious!!" (the Americans' go-to word for everything funny. Especially the fraus'.). Also, women: Too much makeup; wearing bling (necklaces etc.) with tourist wear. Pants on fraus, but this is some kind of a fashion for the middle-aged around the modern world.
Older gentlemen wearing short shorts (cutoff above knee). Tho I _completely_ understand, when young and fit guys are like that :9
A rucksack that contains everything and the kitchen sink. All that is held on a stomach and not the back (to avoid pickpockets).
People gather in groups, but no-one seems to be enjoying their time, since there's too little of it, because it's a cruise. A photo is required to be made of everything for a show and tell for poor relatives back home.
Cruise tourists should probably be more intelligent, because cruises are expensive ($5K a pop, give or take). I think the intelligent ones usually take the plane.
IMHO.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 11, 2015 8:20 PM |
R4 these are primarily young travelers. Anyone under 30 was indoctrinated with drinking games while in college, beer pong is a like a national sport.
You knew the most common thing would be fat.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 11, 2015 8:22 PM |
I can't tell someone is an american even when they speak. So many different europeans speak english without any identifiable accent, it's virtually impossible. There have been times when I assumed a person couldn't be american because they spoke english grammatically correct. Most often I determined a person was united statesian american by the content of their conversation. I have been folded most often by dutch and scandinavian young people, particularly in Finland. . Fortunately, most americans that can manage a trip to europe use fairly decent grammar. It's not like the gibberish that is common within the US. I find the average u.s. american has no concept of english grammar. Most come from schools that simply gave up and rationalized grammar to the point, if one can get their idea understood by another, it's ok ingwish, or ingish or just glish. You can axe anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 11, 2015 8:24 PM |
The lower class ones: loud, fat, cheaply dressed in poorly fitted clothes, pugnacious
The ones with a few cents: loud, plastic, arrogant, no taste, pugnacious
The precious few: interesting, experienced, well-mannered, friendly, open
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 11, 2015 8:31 PM |
Americans: loud, fat, generous (definitely not stingy), optimistic, open, gregarious, overly confident. I had to laugh at the arrogant German girls. German women have big, wide, child-bearing hips.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 11, 2015 8:41 PM |
Wrong - RICH American men are easy to spot in Gstaad, Courchevel, St.Tropez, Sardinia... They aren't any more "interesting" then other rich folks and they can be quite boorish. Billionaires are better though, I agree. Wait, are you talking about billionaires or millionaires, dear?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 11, 2015 8:43 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 11, 2015 8:52 PM |
OMG.
After not being able to write comments for 2 years due to location i can finally comment thanks to the new design!
hello americans:-)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 11, 2015 8:54 PM |
[quote]Sweatpants, loud, stingy, eat pizza & play drinking games.... sounds about right.
Chav trash.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 11, 2015 9:03 PM |
They seem to wear impractically light clothes for British or Irish weather. Light stone coloured Burberrys for example. Soon gets coloured with little spots of sooty rain.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 11, 2015 9:06 PM |
Americans don't smell like the local garbage dump, unlike many around the world.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 12, 2015 4:26 PM |
[quote]A photo is required to be made of everything for a show and tell for poor relatives back home.
Ever seen Asians?
Are stone coloured Burberrys like khakis? Sooty rain? Yikes, how dirty is the air? I confess, I've never dirty rain drops.
Hi back R17.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 12, 2015 4:44 PM |
Sorry. Should be "I've never seen dirty rain drops".
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 12, 2015 4:48 PM |
This "Ugly American" thing is so fucking old. The overwhelming majority of americans are polite and obsequious tourists. Seriously. Europeans reflexively equate their innate happiness and enthusiasm as simple obnoxiousness. Plus americans are generous to fault (feel weird/guilty about not tipping), respect personal boundaries and, most importantly, don't smell like fucking shit.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 12, 2015 5:00 PM |
Americans have a great sense of humor. They like to say "awesome!"
But what about those fucking Europeans males who LOVE to wear orange, yellow, red, jeans of all kinds of shit colors. Fucking ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 12, 2015 5:04 PM |
R24 I've never said "Awesome" in my life. Not that it's any different than the British "Brilliant".
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 12, 2015 5:09 PM |
generous not adventurous eaters, and often very picky eaters exaggeratedly enthusiastic talk as if everyone is eavesdropping, very staged, uproarious conversations little decorum curious, complimentary continuously snacking and drinking random shrieking
in terms of clothing: sneakers and long cargo shorts for me overstuffed backpacks women wear those awful ballet flats or flipflops and don't pick up their feet if a woman wears heels and can't walk in them --> American
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 12, 2015 5:55 PM |
[quote]and don't pick up their feet if a woman wears heels and can't walk in them
Huh? Every woman I know manages to walk in heels just fine and pick up their feet. I do see some folks who'd I would term "shufflers" but it's hardly the norm. I certainly don't see a lot of difference in the way people walk anywhere in the world though the Japanese tend to be extremely bow-legged.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 12, 2015 6:46 PM |
Those German cows need to look in the mirror
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 12, 2015 8:54 PM |
When I went on a walking safari in a national park in Ghana the Americans in the group kept yapping LOUDLY about some private shit, scaring all the animals away. The poor local guide didn't know how to tell them to knock it off. Don't know if Americans generally behave like that though.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 12, 2015 9:27 PM |
I was waiting for a train at a London station. A woman put her bag down and sat on an opposite bench. Another woman asked her "Are you American? The first woman smiled and said "Yes. How did you know?" The first woman said "I thought so. No manners" and turned her back on her. Seemed to me that that woman was shamefully rude. There is no need to be nasty to people just because they can afford a holiday
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2015 5:53 PM |
I don't even understand that R30. What is rude about putting a bag down and sitting on a bench?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2015 11:18 PM |
The dead giveaways are khaki trousers and baseball caps.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 15, 2015 1:00 AM |
The English can be a very nasty lot.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 15, 2015 7:48 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 16, 2019 2:00 PM |
Audio only, but this song gets it, and it's sung by an American.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 16, 2019 2:16 PM |
When I traveled in Europe the worst Americans I saw were stationed in front of the Mona Lisa taking pictures of it, but so were the worst of pretty much anyone else there. The ones elsewhere seemed okay. The idea that Americans abroad are stingy or pugnacious is absurd and it's definitively shorts and not sweatpants, so perhaps some people were confusing them with the British, as they might not be able to place the accent. I don't understand the excessive fondness for sweatpants or "track suits" in the UK. They;re practically formal wear.
Americans are sort of blithely and unconcernedly ignorant about most things, so that can be unsettling to the European sentiment - which is to be smugly and offensively ignorant about most things.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 16, 2019 2:18 PM |
We take your poor, you’re tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and this is the thanks we get? Ungrateful xenophobic scum! America is not a white country, so Anti-Americanism is just another form of racism. The entire history of Europe was written in bloodshed by abusive white heterosexual Christian males, and your pathetic attempts to make your outright racism against a mixed-race nation seem sophisticated are as transparent as Saran Wrap.
Why are American gays so desperate to be accepted by Eurotrash who would gladly stab us in the back given half the chance? Don’t make the same mistake the Jews of Europe did of being too trusting.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 16, 2019 2:24 PM |
Your tired
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 16, 2019 2:25 PM |
I've traveled a lot in the US and never noticed any particular loudness on their own turf. Having said that.....
We get a lot of American tourists from cruise ships, and I observed one elderly American male becoming extremely agitated because he did not get change from his payment at a gift shop in American currency.
The only instance where I observed unnecessarily loud Americans was at an upscale restaurant in Toronto. My partner and I were enjoying lunch and the restaurant was very quiet, with a low hum of conversation. Six young American tourists walk in, three men, three women. From that moment, all the other diners were treated to an uber-loud description of every single moment they experienced since they arrived in Toronto, accompanied by loud guffaws of laughter. Being half American myself, I was actually embarrassed for them.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 16, 2019 2:42 PM |
Funny because I'm American and can distinguish non-Americans in bar or restraurant before I even hear them. Mannerisms, clothing, even facial structure are cues for me. I've even correctly picked out what country or region they are from.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 16, 2019 2:50 PM |
Whenever I go on trip, people are amazed that I'm American. I always hear, "You're so nice. All the Americans I meet are man and obnoxious."
I wonder if Americans become obnoxious because so many sales people bother tourists Americans and, as a reaction, we become quickly dismissive.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 16, 2019 2:53 PM |
[quote] We take your poor, you’re tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and this is the thanks we get
Those countries are happy to get rid of their poor and think when the poor come back in the form of "an American," they don't deserve much welcome
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 16, 2019 2:54 PM |
[quote]Sweatpants, loud, stingy, eat pizza & play drinking games.... sounds about right.
Sounds like British tourists. Unless they are college frat boys on Spring Break, Americans don't play drinking games.
[quote]Japanese tend to be extremely bow-legged.
Yes. I have noticed this too. I'd say 95% of the Japanese are bow-legged.
[quote]The first woman said "I thought so. No manners" and turned her back on her.
Are you supposed to ask so sit on public transport? Otherwise, I don't get this. Sounds like someone has no manners and it's not the American.
I'm fairly well-travelled and a lot of Europeans come across as rude, entitled and arrogant to everyone, even their own countrymen. They are a bit of a sour lot.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 16, 2019 3:03 PM |
I was shocked to find out Steves is married with kids. Is he one of those suppressed "christian" types?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 16, 2019 3:06 PM |
Mostly it's the way they dress. English people dress worse (the English are the fucking WORST) but American clothes are all cheap and ill-fitting. Even the chain shops in Europe sell clothes of a superior quality.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 16, 2019 3:18 PM |
It used to be that if you saw a guy walking around with black socks and tennis shoes or sandals, it was inevitably a German guy.
Whenever you see women with hair colored a shade of red not found in nature, she's inevitably eastern European, often Polish.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 16, 2019 3:22 PM |
American tourists have this kind of uniform of beige tailored shorts, a bright short-sleeved shirt, white socks and the biggest trainers you've ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 16, 2019 3:30 PM |
They don't cram themselves into elevators. They don't trample you and you kids to get to the front of the counter. They don't scream at the top of their lungs in normal conversation. They don't toss their uneaten food on the floor. They don't flash mob every museum while belching, farting, spiting on the exhibited art.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 16, 2019 4:20 PM |
Years ago, in Paris, we were called “Les Hamburgers”. Future DataLounger. I thought he was witty. He didn’t know one of us spoke French. One of us was Japanese looking, hence the confusion.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 16, 2019 4:51 PM |
I was in Europe not too long ago (UK, Germany, France) and I saw A LOT of overweight people in the UK and it wasn't uncommon in Germany R28. You are right.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 16, 2019 5:18 PM |
In most cases spotting the Americans is not difficult.
They dress as if en route to buy tube socks at a swap meet in the parking lot of a disused K-Mart. Ugly shorts and jorts and giant puffy white sneakers. Bottles and canisters and thermoses and big containers of drinks - all sized as big as possible as if "hydration" were the biggest problem of these hippos. Sunglasses when least needed. Ball caps all around. Even people who might dress otherwise in the U.S. often tend to dress down when traveling. The dowdy fanny-packer Rick Steves look passes for "smart casual," and there seems to be no upper limit on the number of pockets and flaps and compartments they will sport.
The biggest clue, though, is auditory: the fact that you can see hear them before they come into visual focus. Something about Americans makes them adopt a defensive pose of an even louder than normal voice combined with the need to give voice to every thought (as a declarative or as a question posed in the form of disappointment ("Why are all the...? Why don't they...?") It is as if the extra added volume is meant to at once announce their Americanness and to shield them from insult or interaction with their foreign hosts. It's a nervous thing that American kids do on school trips but they seem to carry it with them on holiday as adults: look at me, no don't look at me.
Americans will compare the shit out of everything, and almost never in a neutral, observational tone but as judgment against foreign ways.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 16, 2019 5:29 PM |
R53 Spot on with the sippy cups, and how loud they are. Americans seem to laugh the loudest, even when not drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 16, 2019 5:33 PM |
Interesting - my Irish cousins always comment on Americans “confidence”. I say it’s more “fake it til you make it”. But a necessary trait required by our work environments. It’s assumed everyone is an extroverted, confident, outgoing person. It would be difficult to function in an American work environment with the meekness (humility?) of the Irish. Assertiveness is require to survive. Not as passive- aggressive as Chinese. More pseudo-open directness is required.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 16, 2019 5:41 PM |
I’m guessing she felt the woman was taking up a vacant seat with her bag.
I don’t know how they do it in other countries, but the woman probably would have moved the bag if more people came in, without being asked. Only a few very rude people would not.
Being offended over something that hasn’t happened yet is like the movie Minority Report.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 16, 2019 5:57 PM |
Germans are hardly renowned for their petite, svelte bodies themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 17, 2019 5:18 AM |
Nor are the English. In fact, they're know as a gang of fat, red-faced, bellowing monsters.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 17, 2019 10:30 AM |
Fuck I'd rather be stuck on a crowded bus with a bunch of Americans than a horde of Germans, Brit or Chinese.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 17, 2019 1:19 PM |
Americans are quite disliked in most of the world due to being typically loud, brash and trashy. Similar to common Brits who are typically loud and drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 17, 2019 1:27 PM |
I'm Canadian and don't really see trashy American tourists. The ones I meet are usually very polite. Europeans are the real assholes along with the Chinese.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 17, 2019 1:31 PM |
I find Americans to be loud and R53 is right, they compare everything to what they're accustomed to in America. As loud and sometimes annoying as they can be, I also find them to be friendly.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 17, 2019 1:44 PM |
The more popular the tourist spot (Louvre, London Bridge) the more stereotypical American tourists you encounter, especially in summer.
But every country has their stereotypical tourists who are easily spotted.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 17, 2019 2:45 PM |
I want to thank all them foreigners for being brave enough to stand in front of a phone camera to share what they find repulsive about 'mericans.
(You are all on the Terrorist Watch List now.)
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 17, 2019 3:04 PM |
[quote] This "Ugly American" thing is so fucking old.
And from the very start it was an ignorant misstatement of its own message.
The ugly American was I believe of Irish descent, and for those features was good naturedly called ugly by the South East Asians he lived with, learned to understand, befriended, and trained. Meanwhile the whiz kids at the American embassy were too busy in their self contained smug world to give a damn about the common native people or their needs.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 17, 2019 3:19 PM |
German tourists are the worst. Dour, stubborn, cheap, know-it-all.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 17, 2019 6:57 PM |
It's funny how they run these stories every once in a while but no one ever does one on how fucking terrible Europeans are in America. They don't tip. They forget how to walk in a public place. They only want to see the fucking 9/11 museum and think America is just like the movies.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 19, 2019 2:05 PM |
I don't think European tourists are as noticeable as American ones because they tend to limit themselves to high-overall-tourist areas like NYC, Vegas and Disneyland. When was the last time you saw a German in Chicago? And even in those places they are less likely to pose any kind of issue because the streets in those cities are not 16 inches wide.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 19, 2019 3:02 PM |
When was the last time you saw an American tourist in Birmingham or Toulon? Americans restrict themselves to high-tourist areas too. Fucking Swedish people never bus their tables at Starbucks. They always leave their garbage there, expecting someone else to clean it up.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 19, 2019 7:32 PM |
So they are unaware that more than 1/3 of Americans are non-white or Hispanic. That’s plain ignorance & bigotry. They’re racists.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 19, 2019 8:06 PM |
[quote]It's funny how they run these stories every once in a while but no one ever does one on how fucking terrible Europeans are in America. They don't tip. They forget how to walk in a public place. They only want to see the fucking 9/11 museum and think America is just like the movies.
Exactly.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 19, 2019 8:20 PM |
[quote]Americans will compare the shit out of everything, and almost never in a neutral, observational tone but as judgment against foreign ways.
I used to work with a bunch of Brit ex-pats. They are terrible about this. "why isn't your bacon like English bacon?", "why do drive on this side of the road?"
Uh, maybe, because you're not in England, asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 19, 2019 8:32 PM |
I can sometimes spot them by body language: confident stride, maintaining more distance from companions.
I remember a quote from a spy/crime novel set in Germany just after WWII: the English walk around as though they own the world; the Germans walk around as though they're angry they don't own the world; and Americans walk around as though they don't care who owns the world.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 20, 2019 3:55 AM |
I like that quote. W&W for you
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 20, 2019 4:02 AM |