Mamie Eisenhower low hangers shall not be denied!

Let's not but say we did.

Why don't you know how to say "fun," r1?

Our Mamie sure was a looker with such a flare for fashion

Such a trend setter the way she let those arms just flap in the breeze... So brave

Who needs a bra when you've got udders like these? Give those enlisted boys a little thrill 😉

[quote]and decorating Ike's Presidential boudoir in Barbie Pink decades before it was popular!

You're mixing things up here.

She's the one responsible for the 1950s "Think Pink" craze.

Pink everything... clothes, cars, appliances, decor.

Long before "Barbie Pink", there was the 1950s "Shocking Pink".

With her love for pink, in certain way, she had a greater influence on American design than any other First Lady including Jackie.

Jane Wyman copied her hairstyle and held onto it for decades

I know I found her to be a useful boner killer.

Or Howard Hawkes?

Pink was her signature color.

I think Mamie wore a bra, it just wasn’t supportive. It probably had no bones or underwires.

Ike batted them around like udders while we did it doggy style.

Her bangs though. Makes her look retarded.

You know she never took a scissor to her bush either. Surely she had long, wiry, gray pubes creeping out all sides of her granny panties.

Mamie was fond of massages several times a week to keep her toned.

Secret, r14: Pubes rub off by 50, so she was probably bald down there.

You brought it up.

^ What!? I still have mine

She had a lovely smile.

She had lovely canned potatoes

R14! You destroyed my appetite for dinner.

I like her face—she looks like Cate Blanchet, but her hair is just terrible. It’s such a shame because a different hairdo would have made a world of difference.

A tale of two Mamies. The best of Mamie, the worst or Mamie..

Her tits look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail.

Oh, you're all cunts!

^ Every first lady needs her own Roscoe 😛

[quote]on the Lincoln Bedroom

Oh, dear.

^ Don't be so picky, haven't you ever been fucked on a bedroom?

Have you ever been fucked at all?

Many times. IN a bedroom ON a bed.

By my own "Roscoe."

^ That's so cool that you and Mamie shared Roscoe... Isn't he like a 110 now?

112.

But Roscoe's "D" still brings your mother to the yard. I let her go ahead of me, but after your grandmother.

^ Roscoe is into necrophilia? 😬

R16 The picture of Mamie Eisenhower's bald pussy is horrific. Yet hilarious.

Remind me who Roscoe is? I think I knew a Roscoe too.

A real doll...

Doesn’t Ike look like Paddy the Irishman in his top hat???

^ JFK never wore a hat again

JFK was obsessed with how his hair looked.

When he was in the House and later the Senate, he would have someone come to his office in the morning and style his hair for the day.

I’m sure he continued that practice in the White House.

When Mamie gave birth to Icky and then John, she simply squatted on the floor, dropped them to the floor, and dragged them by umbilical cord to the kitchen where Cook tied her off.

When the college girl arrived at the White House, Mamie viewed her as weak and stupid. She didn’t know about the large size of Irish heads. She was confused and angered by cesarian birth.

This is a fucking hoot! What other First Lady traits can we pick on?

- Hillary’s cankles?

- Eleanor’s teeth?

- Barbara’s pearl necklaces?

Jackie's fish eyes!

R39, Michelle Obama’s Daffy Duck speech impediment.

Lou Henry Hoover's vaginal odor!

Mrs. Lincoln's insanity?

^ But she so loved going to the theater

Fix me a drink while your up, dear.

- Betty "4 olives Ford

Ike was a quite handsome dude. Was there a convenience or family connection aspect to the marriage to Mamie? She was not just average-looking or even plain but frankly fat and unattractive. Just a head-scratcher.

In her younger days she was quite the vixen!

Mamie Pink ain't Barbie Pink. THIS is Barbie Pink:

I can only imagine Jackie's horrified reaction the first time she entered the White House kitchen and saw shelves and shelves of parslied potato balls.

R46

“During World War II, while promotion and fame came to Ike, his wife lived in Washington, D.C. During the three years Ike was stationed in Europe, Mamie saw him only once.“

R50, Enter Kay Summersby.

R48 Mamie Pink is Pepto Bismol Pink

I believe those are referred to as pancake titties.

R53, Down south, we call them flapjacks.

Ike had his diversion...

^Can you not see R51?

^ Go fuck yourself and let me see

Worse than Hitler.

Mamie’s favorite flower was my pink rosebud. She could spend an hour or more with her nose snuffling between my cheeks like a pig looking for truffles.

Only the Nixon kids got to call her Mammy

Mamie's pink bedroom at the post-presidency house in Gettysburg. Imagine all the times Ike stuffed his sausage inside her as she laid spread-eagled on that pink bedspread.

[QUOTE]Ike stuffed his sausage inside her as she laid spread-eagled on that pink bedspread.

Many decades off. Maybe, in her mind, she was still a flapper and, oh so on the top of trends, including wearing camisole tops without support.

Waving tits were *quite* the thing in the '50s!

Her arms were Ike’s favorite feature?

Waving tits and using that phone cord judiciously, right?