Chris Pine goes to a deli

He seems like a fun person. I bet he laughs a lot.

Reductive.

According to IMDB, he has nothing upcoming, except a Star Trek sequel that no one thinks will ever be made, no matter how many announcements they make to the contrary.

He seems like he's as bankable as the other three Chrises. Why doesn't he work more, I wonder.

We've discussed his being an alcoholic, yet I've never really heard of issues arising from it. There don't seem to be stories about poor behavior on movie sets.

Why doesn't he work more.

Box office poison, that's why

[quote]Box office poison, that's why

No more than Evans. The only reason any of his stuff has done well at the box office has very little to do with him - like Knives.

Hemsworth only has Thor although his Netflix action hero stuff seems to be doing relatively well.

Pratt had Guardians, but Jurassic has been rebooted without him.

The others only really have franchises behind them.

Chris Pine works regularly including voice work. None of the Chrises are “movie stars” any more- Pratt Evans and Hemsworth take huge paychecks for shitty streaming projects but don’t star in major theatrical releases any more.

Movie stars barely exist. Maybe only Ryan Gosling still exclusively does theatrical projects in which he is the headlining star.

Lady legs. Lovely lady L’eggs.

He is always dressed like that. Sense of humor, yes.

He's only 43? He looks 63.

Why, oh why, does he always fight the hot so hard. Lean into it Chris! You’re gorgeous!

Why, Chris?

Why?

His hair is amazing, thick with lift at crown.

I love him. The shorts, the $2500.00 Elder Statesman Sweater.

He lives his life.

He was very hot about 10 years ago. Although I do kind of like his clear IDGAF eccentricity. He looks like a batty old professor now. Hollywood is so plastic and homogenised so I kind of like someone with just a little character.

Is he transitioning? I’m getting a Bruce Jenner vibe.

I love that sweater. He always looks happy and I like his IDGAF vibe. Live your best life!

At first glance, I thought it was Kenny Rogers come back to life.

Stop creating a new thread every time a celeb goes to the grocery store, for fuck sake.

[quote]Is he transitioning? I’m getting a Bruce Jenner vibe

NO.

Man those are some hot legs. Come over here and sit on me, Chris Pine.

hilarious

I swear we've seen him in that sweater before.

He has several variations of it

Does he have something to tell us?

He dresses like he's mentally ill.

I dunno, I think the coolest thing is that he’s eating at Langers!

He’s 40 years too late for “Battle of the Network Stars.”

This is a good description.

I liked

[Quote] Stop creating a new thread every time a celeb goes to the grocery store, for fuck sake.

Literally what we do here, gramps. Time for your aricept and a nap.

He was in"don't worry darling" which was fairly recent, wasn't it?

I have a feeling he's going to end up one day an old hermit living alone way out in the desert.

He's turning into The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

Enough with that sweater already.

[quote]He was in"don't worry darling" which was fairly recent, wasn't it?

Even more recently:

[quote]Why doesn't he work more, I wonder.

Doesn't have to. His dad left him a ton of C.H.I.P.S. residual money.

He looks stinky. Hair color is atrocious and too old to be running around in hot pants. He's a man and needs to dress like one instead of looking like a Hooters Girl who got chilly and is wearing a navajo blanket. Clean it up Chris. And fast.

A quick look made me think the title was Chris Pine goes to the devil.

Who wears short short?

peg leg

You can take the boy out of Berkeley, but you can’t take Berkeley out of the boy.

Chris Pine goes to a GAY bathhouse

^^short shortS

stupid s key

He’s my favorite Chris. But he’s serving Richard Simmons in that get up.

Does anyone still think that he's heterosexual?

Yes.

Who are those three people r47?

The hair and beard combo make his head look way too huge for his body.

Because it is too big for his body

Surely you can’t have just realized this

He’s like one of those Soviet monuments where it was just a plinth and a bust of Lenin on top.

I like him.

I’d love to know what he really thinks of Harry Styles.

Clean up guys. You both look like you're on fucking drugs. Fucking scuzzy drug addicts.

Guuuuurl

Is he transitioning? Might sound ridiculous, but who knows, and he looks softer somehow.

Here he is dressed like a Connecticut yoga mom.

I bet his balks have that good, sweaty taste.

R56-Oh deer.

You know what I meankt.

Well, aren't you all just the little Mr. Blackwells?

He looks like a mess just standing there.

Chris Pine goes to a premiere

This is how he used to go to a premiere

What’s the difference?

Now he looks comfortable in his skin.

He's missing a White Russian attached at the hand.

R61 His head is the size of two overly inflated basketballs.

[quote]He's missing a White Russian attached at the hand.

Give him a few more years.

Pine is looking like a cross between a mountain man off the grid and an old Hollywood queen.

Chris Pine is supposedly worth $35 million.

R67 that is surprisingly on the nose

Girl!