Those bizarre naked Christopher Meloni commercials for Tommie Copper

[quote] Now he just looks like a raw grocery store chicken.

He has a weird shaped head like that of Bert of Sesame Street fame.

I still welcome Meloni’s near nudity.

You bitches would still present hole for him.

He’s still hot, even though his ears keep growing away from his head.

I would it toss him out of the sack necessarily but him strutting around in these commercials is just so weird and uncomfortable. There’s also a version where they’re doing a closeup of the bottom of his foot. Like, WTF?! Just have him spread eagle and run the camera up his colon and get it over with.

Scorching hot man.

Anytime. Any place. Anywhere.

Imagine anyone on Datalounge questioning why a hot man is half naked. Regardless of his age.

I'll have some of that old chicken.

Only on DL would someone complain about the shape of his head. That's what's putting you off him?!

I have not seen the commercials, but what's with the 2nd degree burns on his chest/neck/head?? Is he that bizarrely red in the commercial?

He is still a hot man.

[quote] have not seen the commercials, but what's with the 2nd degree burns on his chest/neck/head?? Is he that bizarrely red in the commercial?

I’m more than happy to purchase a bottle of quality aloe vera lotion which I will gladly rub over that poor, sunburned skin hourly until it heals with a constant stream of angel kisses any where he desires until full restoration is complete.

OP comes across to me as being jealous. Jealousy... it is such an evil trait.

Chris, I have an idea for a huge career boost...

That’s one raw chicken that I would eat.

[quote] Only on DL would someone complain about the shape of his head. That's what's putting you off him?!

It’s a DL tradition. We’ve been comparing his head to that of Bert for years. We’re not the only ones based on Google image search.

I welcome the salmonella.

He can fricassee, cordon bleu and coq a vin me six ways to Sunday.

Emphasis on the coq, R18?

Somebody has a fucked up color scheme. He’s not red like a lobster when I see this commercial on my tv

He looks like a sexy Frankenberry.

Meloni is still hot - not as hot as his himbo acting days. Note the unbuttoned jeans.

But, still very doable.

Here ya go

Don’t listen to OP, Chris. His mother used three coats of lead paint in his nursery so he has trouble forming cogent thoughts and is partially blind.

I love you , Chris! ❤️

What I like about Chris Meloni is that he is QUITE aware that he has a HUGE gay following (and I don't care what the truth is but I'm sure he's dabbled in the life) and "gets-off" with teasing us. He gives us enough to just make us want more.

Still has an THICC, FAT, Italian ass I'd write home to mother about.

I vividly remember a scene in “Oz” - a truly terrifying show that was essentially a gay, prison soap opera - where he was standing totally naked in a cell pissing into a bucket.

I couldn’t care less today about piss, buckets, cells or “Oz,” but - WOOF!!!

Weirdly and wildly erotic.

You just don't have a sense of humor, do you, OP? Not to worry, you're in "good" company with half of this thread, apparently. Chris has leaned into uncomfortable comedy in many roles, and some of us find that sexy, too. We don't all need his psychopathic turn in Oz to jerk off to.

[quote] We don't all need his psychopathic turn in Oz to jerk off to.

But we still can, right?

A gal's gotta eat.

Yes, R29, I never said I don't.

Gollum

[quote] Only on DL would someone complain about the shape of his head.

I’d be at crotch level, so I wouldn’t be able to see his head.

He was such a douuucchhhheee at my gym on the UWS in the aughts.On his phone all the time, loud and annoying even in the locker room. Really turned me off him. People mostly side eyed him.

I'm not surprised, R34. I ran into him a few times at the Crunch on Christopher St. I don't recall him being on the phone all of the time and loud, but I do recall him always approaching people and telling/showing them the proper way and form when performing exercises. I remember that someone said that he was a Personal Trainer at one time in his career. However, I did not get the impression that he was genuinely trying to help people but rather to attract attention.

It could be my issue. I mean he was a star at that time. SVU was fully running and OZ had either just begun or was in its 2nd season

I'm with OP. Meloni's hot days are in the past. Now he looks like old beef jerky trying to pass as fresh meat.

And there's way too much skin there. He might have passed some time more productively in Turkey at a hairplanter's than at the gym. All that glistening skin and spray tan barely relieved by a pair of eyebrows is disconcertingly light a flat pack of chicken breasts under one of those pink meat department lights.

*disconcertingly like a flat

[quote]I'm with OP. Meloni's hot days are in the past. Now he looks like old beef jerky trying to pass as fresh meat.

Jealousy...

Such an ugly, ugly. trait...

A man who has charisma and enjoys being unclothed, what is not to like?

R38, what's that mean, when you say "jealousy" at someone who's comment you don't like? I don't get it. Do you really think someone's being "jealous" because they have a varying opinion? You've posted that before and I don't get it.

Ok, he looks ok for his age but the horrible tan and, mostly, the thirst and attention grabbing thing are a bone killer.

62 years old.

You ageist FUCK. I guarantee this man is sexier than you will EVER be.

Enraged frau at R43!!!

I’ve never dreamed of being a 45-pound weight plate. Until now.

Same here

OP=pussy

Yeah, this was post Oz R35 and I think while he was sort of exiting SVU and trying to make it in movies. He was always all over the weight room yammeirng on his phone. 100% trying to draw attention, which whatever, but there were dozens of actors and entertainers of similar caliber there working out who just went about their business. He was the only one that made a scene. I ended up not renewing and moving to Equinox partially because he was so obnoxious.

[quote] I'm with OP.

You are OP.

[quote] He was the only one that made a scene.

He's an attention whore, R48. I recall seeing him in Chelsea quite a bit too along with the actor that played Beecher on the series OZ. Now, they could have genuinely been friends or... they could just have wanted to be seen together to fuel speculation of the public and the press. Either way, their names and pictures would appear in the press and throughout social media

You know R49 there's a way of testing your statement (and finding it false), but you're just a lazy hysterical freak who can't stand that everyone doesn't lockstep agree with you.

How do you make it through a day, fragile child?

R49 is an enraged fan frau

Something that the more critical elder gays on here need to understand, you can work out like hell past 60 you will have a muscular body but you will not have your body from 30 years ago. I admire him and I'm doing something similar and I'm 64, building muscle strength, aerobic capacity, and flexibility are key to successful aging. Additionally it makes you better in bed. So all of you elder gays with a BMI of 40 +, bouncing around with gyno man boobs, and lacking good circulation to your penis take heed.

His body is in great condition even for a man much younger than him. The only thing I wish they had done was to have toned down the sunburned chest. He would look so much sexier if he had a nice light tan.

I think he looks even better now than 20 years ago. His body is so taught and the zaddy beard is pure sex:

[quote] His body is so taught

Who was the instructor?

DL has consistently (and deservedly) lusted for Chris in the 25 years I've been coming here. Are you new, OP?

He's still a really attractive man for his age, in great shape with a great body, but he also looks his age. He should keep his clothes on for the most part, a turn people on in the brain first. "Nothing's wrong with being fifty, unless you're acting twenty."

He's always been muscular, but as he's gotten older he's becoming more lean. I prefer the thicker, fit-fat-ish version of his body during the OZ/early SVU years. However lean he gets, though, that ass remains a constant (which is a good thing).

he's hot. period. full stop.

He's got crix belly. Hard, HARD pass. All you aged fraus trolling in this thread can fucking have him.

Just looking at the head shape, he looks like fascist Stephen Miller.

This is a man who was willing to bend over, reach back and grab his naked buttocks and spread them wide for the world to see his anus, on camera for millions to see. Of course DL worships this man. What's not to love?

He should be given an Emmy for 'Best Anus In A Dramatic Series'.

R63 - LINK PLEASE!

Agree or disagree but 'Now he just looks like a raw grocery store chicken' is my fist DL chuckle of the day. He does!!!

It's a bad shot, curated by inflammatory OP. He hasn't aged much more than his 2021 Interview magazine spread (as it were) less than three years ago.

He is meh.... big time

R35 - he can give me advice at the gym anytime.

For R64

[quote] He should keep his clothes on for the most part, a turn people on in the brain first.

Yes, because we’re all very interested in his take on world affairs.

Good for him for not sticking his nose in politics and other matters and ending up a “cancelled” fool. How many have lost their careers to opening their mouths about nonsense in recent years?

He knows where his proverbial bread is buttered. He’s a solid performer who’s also selling that hot, granite ass.

And I’m buying.

[quote]Good for him for not sticking his nose in politics and other matters and ending up a “cancelled” fool.

Oh, but Chris is no delicate flower when letting it be known on Twitter how he feels about the Orange Vomitbag. I highly doubt he cares what MAGA thinks.

[quote]He should be given an Emmy for 'Best Anus In A Dramatic Series'.

Only Anus in a Dramatic Series, surely.

He clearly loves women, but he is not a complete stranger to cock

So hetero romantic and bisexual.

[quote]He should keep his clothes on for the most part

Why? Either you like what you see, or you don't. If you don't, then just move on. But if you do....

His personality seems unbearable. He would obviously be an amazing fuck, but only if gagged. He needs to be kept in a closet with his mouth duct taped and just be pulled out a few times a day to chug a protein shake, do some squats, and present hole.

You’re All over this thread R75. Why so personally invested in this guy? What’s triggering your rage over people snarking a low brow commercial he’s in?

[quote]He should keep his clothes on for the most part, a turn people on in the brain first.

Who posted that. R69? Fucking frau cunt retard.

[quote] He should keep his clothes on for the most part, a turn people on in the brain first.

What is this word salad? Someone else with a tenuous hold on the English language trying to lecture us? Miss me with that bullshit.

[quote]You’re All over this thread [R75]. Why so personally invested in this guy? What’s triggering your rage over people snarking a low brow commercial he’s in?

He's... He's... HE'S... MY BOYFRIEND!

When's the Only Fans page coming?

[quote] When's the Only Fans page coming?

That “an” Onlyfans would be especially heinous.

OZ was his Onlyfans…

If Mariska ever got to do him…she’s a lucky lady.

I need a cold drink:

Uh time to watch Oz…

How many of you have rubbed on out to these Oz gifs?

I just took a piss, why did everyone stand up for the Eyelashes and why is Kate McKinnon crying?

Lost, R92?

Is he on testosterone?

His face seems to be transitioning into resembling the inmate in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" who stuttered and made it with the smuggled-in women.

His body is still ridiculously fucking hot. He looks great.

I never knew he actually grabbed Lee Tergesen’s bare cock on the show. He REALLY went there!

His body looks better now than it looked a few years ag when he was heavily 'roided and freakishly big.

[quote]I never knew he actually grabbed Lee Tergesen’s bare cock on the show. He REALLY went there!

That Method Acting training will bring the performance and capture the award-winning performance every time!

Actually, you are all pathetic worshipping straight people, especially straight men.

It's like you all forget that straight men created and still maintain homophobia in the world that gets a lot of gay men killed worldwide.

He isn't as hot as you all make out and his roles have been homophobic.

The series Oz was disgustingly homophobic and was a way for straight men and bisexual men to demoralise homosexuality.

You all have Stockholm Syndrome.

Chris, like 99% of men, especially those in the entertainment industry, gay bait to fill their pockets with money. If you actually think any of these straight men in society or in entertainment industry truly give a fuck about the wellbeing or equality for gay men, then there is no hope for you doormats to ever recover from your Stockholm Syndrome.

the*

Too much coffee, R100?

too*

R100 = Very, VERY angry white female, over 50 and who posts nothing but political threads 24/7

I thought Chris wasn’t entirely heterosexual?

Darkmagician=frau CUNT

There’s nothing like fighting the belief that all gay men are disgusting perverts by stating that all straight men are disgusting homophobes.

[quote][R100] = Very, VERY angry white female, over 50 and who posts nothing but political threads 24/7

WHY CAN'T MEN LOVE ME IN THE SAME WAY THAT THEY LOVE HIM!!!

I still would

[quote]I never knew he actually grabbed Lee Tergesen’s bare cock on the show. He REALLY went there!

And Lee Tergesen allowed him to!

Don'cha just LOVE method acting!!!

Mmph...

You see this?

R23- At 35 seconds he looks like he’s getting ready to bend over to get FUCKED UP THE ASS.