Taylor Swift's Best Looking Ex?

What about the Kennedy kid?

The one with the biggest dick, of course

Poor Ratty Healey gets no votes

Where is Nate screaming THEY ARE ALL BEARDS

Jake's ripped hairy chest and big hairy cock wins every time.

Mariska Hargitay.

They all have gayface

R6 ?

The correct answer is Karlie of course

Karlie has had so much surgery recently. Major work on her eyes to get rid of the hoods and plenty of lip filler. She dyed her hair dark brown to distract people.

Why is Calvin Harris getting so much love here?

I don’t find Karlie Kloss beautiful or even attractive. Same goes for the Habid sisters. Particularly Gigi. Plain, gangly, tomboyish with few curves and weird E.T. hands. Gisele has a great body but the face is meh. Except for DiCaprio, Gisele’s men have all been prettier than she is.

Jake G is in the lead?! His face is derpy.

I can’t believe Hiddleston got more votes than Alwyn.

Damn she has had a lot of dick! I like Calvin because he went from not to hot and those kinds of guys are usually good fucks

Calvin Harris supposedly has a ten inch dick.

Alwyn, closely followed by Jonas, for me.

R16 Cherry on top. But even 6 would be fine with me. That guy oozes sex appeal.

Harry Styles has a gigantic dick too. At 16 a photo of it went viral and even then it was a whopper.

Jake is way out in front!

Yep, Karlie is ugly and has put on a lot of weight since her supermodel days. Taylor is prettier than her.

That's been a very busy snatch.

We love you, Jakey!

Joe Alwyn. Tom Hiddleston, too, but only as Adam from Only Lovers Left Alive. I fucking loved him as a vampire.

I’m confused. Are some of the above posts implying that Taylor is into 🦪 as well?

There's a weirdo called Nate who thinks Taylor is a lesbian despite her fucking prime dick since she was 16.

I think if Taylor could choose to marry one of these guys, it would be Harry Styles. He's the most similar to her in terms of his career (stadium level mainstream pop artist) and is the most high profile. She even said in a recent interview that he was the 'one who could stop her wedding.'

Styles is also still under 30 (just) so prime breeding material. Calvin, Tom, John and Jake are getting a bit long in the tooth.

She might still circle back and marry Joe.

Calvin Harris looks good in some pictures and not so great in others. Lautner seems to have a decent personality and I think he'll age well. I don't think Gyllenhaal has aged that well. The others are mostly bland, middle of the road types.

So many fags.

She prefers pasty bland guys. Maybe she should mix it up a bit.

A more accurate poll title would be “which one of Taylor Swift’s exes will come out first?”

OMG. It's a list of homosexuals.

Harry Styles, Calvin Harris, Joe Alwyn, Matty Healey, John Mayer are gay? Since when?

Since they dated Taylor Swift. Do keep up.

R35 What a great argument

Where would she find the time for snatch?

[QUOTE] Harry Styles, Calvin Harris, Joe Alwyn, Matty Healey, John Mayer are gay? Since when?

They're not. There's a lunatic called Nate who is convinced Taylor and all her boyfriends are gay. Just ignore him and he'll go back to Tumblr to play with the other dumbass Kaylors.

R38 That post is signed lipstick lesbian, though

[quote]Jake's ripped hairy chest and big hairy cock wins every time.

I have to agree with R5.

Best body (brown) - Taylor Lautner

Best body (pale) - Joe Alwyn

Best all rounder - Jake Gyllenhaal

She’s dated all those guys?

Is she really a serial beard?

I really don't see the appeal of HER.

It will always be Joe Alwyn.