SNL 5/4/24

Mikey Day is adorable.

Longfellow? ugh.

Keenan is past his prime.

Yep. Keenan is just always.

wow. That was an awful cold open. They should have went with a Trump sketch.

Yeah, I got the point of the open, just be more funny.

Is she going to channel John Belushi?

I can see the writers took the week off.

I’m hypnotized by her Little Edie Grey Gardens wrap-dress.

The cut to Dua's daddy in the audience. He's hot!

Dua looks beautiful

I'm trying see her nipples.

Dua's put on a few pounds.

The monster sorta resembles Dick York.

Oh great. More Sarah Sherman "body horror" crap.

Gotta be the worst episode ever. No joke.

They're featuring Devon Walker way too much tonight which means he's a goner. They need to cull the dead weight from this bloated cast.

If they need a popular recurring character, bring back Marcello's bare butt.

Muted. If they don't care, I sure don't.

Why is every skit on this show now in Ebonics?

Why is Muriel constantly posting this?

After 1979/80 it's just beating a DEAD HORSE 🐴

Don't watch it.

These Kewpie dolls have genitalia. Someone call Barbie, stat.

Another profound sketch role and appearance by Bowen.

Bowen’s Culturista humor is waaaay too specific.

LOL.

Bowen can't even play gay well. He's just not funny and he's always smirking like he's in on the joke and he always put his ego ahead of the task at hand.

Even the gay dancers are fug. If this were a movie I would be speaking to the manager about a refund.

Catchy. Good spot. 🎵

Jeez, get this unfunny dude off their news desk.

The doll sketch was so bizarre it became funny.

Dua needed hot gay boy dancers. Know your demo.

Oh great, as if this show wasn't bad enough, here comes the worst acting comedian of all time.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed now and watch CSI.

Fat Daddy! That had me cracking up,

Who is going to tell the SUITS guys they come off like a gay couple in the Verizon ads?. And if you've ever seen Patrick Adams you know which one is the wife.

Is Mikey Day the best looking SNL guy ever?

No, R37.

Dua Lupa thinks she can do a Bronx Accent?

She’s morphed slowly into Judy Davis and Fran Drescher’s love child in this span of 90 minutes.

Who's the blonde twink? He introduced Lipa's last song.

R41 I bet the blonde guy is covered in trashy tattoos. Without a doubt.

R41......Troy Sivan. He's one of those singers who can't sing. He also does drag. Also super fem. No thank you.

Jerry Seinfeld thinks inflection is humor. No. Funny is humor. He's bereft.

Keenan as an obstetrician was creepy and gross. WTH wrote that one?!

Jojo Sliwa is sooooo not for the SNL audience. Is WU now Weekend Teen Beat? "Noem's Other Dog" was okay, but only because Marcello, whom I normally cannot abide, played it straight and didn't crack himself up (unlike the mess Ryan Gosling would've made of it).

I missed the opening. Do not care.

Who played JoJo?

R43, thanks. He looks different as in better. I recall seeing him in a look at my home type video from a few years ago and he was quite thin. He looks healthier.

R42, it doesn't look to be the case, going by R43's photo.

R45, I believe it was Chloe Fineman, not sure though.

I still can't believe Troy is a top.

Nah, r37. That would be Marcelo.

Who the fuck is this Dua Lipa creature? That name is grotesque.

That’s her real name you racist asshole. She’s from a Kosovo Albanian family.

Not everyone is named Joe Smith

I get it but it's still ugly R51.

The most interesting thing about last night’s show is seeing that Jerry Seinfeld got a hair transplant. He looks damn good for 70.

I'd love to get the contact info for the guy who creates Jerry's and Jason Alexander's hairpieces.

Dua really has no star quality does she?

Adele, Rihanna and Gaga have all hosted SNL and were fantastic. You couldn't look away.

Dua just seems like a very pretty woman... and that's about it.

Is it Doo-ah or Dwa? Seriously, it's just ugly. I'd would have changed it.

Turned it off after the Weekend Update......shouldn't have waited even that long.

Not from the mouth to the thyroid, r53.

Yes, r47.