Bride shares touching story about gayfaced fiancé with People Magazine

She’s in love with herself and is thanking him for validating it.

He's cute and should dump her ass.

Cuntingly insightful, R1.

Who gives a shit?

He looks like the Matt Rife guy that everyone thinks is so hot.

The way she shows off the ring makes me want to kick her in the cuntbone.

Straight people can be so fucking annoying.

10 years ago he was an adorable nerd teen with a big heart.

You’ve embarrassed yourself, OP.

Not the first time and probably not the last.

Do we think he prefers to sniff raisin oatmeal, chocolate chip, or sugar cookies?

He looks like DL Disney Prince Tommy DiDario.

She can sure take one to the chin

Gay face? OP is a troll.

Does she not know she's marrying a homosexual?

I don't get why people name their children after occupations. Hunter, Cooper, Sawyer, Fisher ... those are fine for last names and make historical sense, but it's weird to call a kid something that means they kill animals or make barrels or whatever.

That robot he built sounds pretty amazing. Nice kid.

Those eyebrows! She's a MAN, baby!

[quote]You’ve embarrassed yourself, OP.

You must feel embarrassed for him.

This generation is so attention-seeking and desperate for validation. They’re exhausting, and I’d never hire anyone like this woman, based on the personality she projects on social media. Anyway, I see a mustache and a unibrow in her future, but he’ll probably long gone by then.

Engaged two months after meeting?

He's cute. I don't see gay face.

OP is a humorless dim cunt who tried to be snarky and FAILED.

Looks discordant couple.

He’s pretty, with delicate features. Those types of faces usually don’t age well. They go from twink to George Burns in a flash.

He's a 9, she's a 6 at best.

Why is this generic meet cute non-story in "People"?

She's Margaret Hamilton ugly but with a bad personality as well.

Bitch looks like Elphaba and he looks like Fiyero. This will end in tears.

Uh i dunno —i see a young Jeffrey Dahmer. 😳

Any nude pics of him?

Try Grindr, Sniffies, Squirt, Scruff etc… he’s on the down low on all of them for sure.

R16 - My name is Hunter. It was my mother's family name before she married my father, and it made my maternal (favorite) grandmother extremely happy.

Explained it for you. Now please FUCK OFF.

What's with these Gen Zs marrying so young?

No wonder they're aging like crap.

I wonder if he's shaved, trimmed or full bush?

Might as well ask -- is he cut or uncut?

Bet she couldn't wait to get into his undergarments, her pussy must have been dripping when she saw him

He's one of those extremely rare 10s who aren't fully aware of their beauty and are thus easy prey for the first unattractive frau who comes along to ensnare them. You can usually find these unicorns in bumfuck towns, so not at all surprised to hear he's from Tennessee and that she drove down there at first opportunity to close the deal. A litter of crotchfruit is soon to follow, I'm sure.

Hope he's ready for a lifetime of "how on earth did you two meet?!" from stunned strangers. He'll never grasp the full implication of the question, of course. If he could, he wouldn't be with this Mass wench in the first place.

She’s a dog.

I think she looks great.

Those are Kristi Noem levels of fake hair extensions. Notice how hard she has to work just to appear presentable, as opposed to his natural effortless beauty. Their kids are gonna be something else.

I felt exactly the same R6.

Here's the wedding:

It’s a story as old as time: boy meets vapid, long-chinned, eyebrow delivery system.

They have a lot of fodder for future YouTube or TikTok posts. “ How We Manage Our Attractiveness Gap Relationship”. “ A Day in the Life of Our Attractiveness Gap Relationship” etc.

A single well-timed "dude, what the fuck?" from a true friend would immediately put an end to this unnatural union. Alas, he obviously doesn't have one of those.

And so, decades from now, as age only adds to his beauty but makes her almost unbearable to look at, the spell will suddenly break. He will wake up in a cold sweat one night and realise he's been Baby Reindeer'd into a mismatched marriage by someone much, much lower on the totem pole. But by then it'll be too late, and all that's left are alcohol and a lifetime of regret.

I’m gonna guess that her Daddy’$ a$$et$ make her much more attractive in Hunter’s eyes.

If daddy has so much money, why would she be driving a shitty car that broke down?

She has a Greek name and maybe her parents are first generation and old-fashioned. I vote both gay and she’s over compensating by playing up the romance.

If they had known each other a long time and their romance had grown organically, I could buy “true love.” She has nice hair and skin and she’s slender, if she was a lovely person that would be plausible. But meeting online and having things progress like that, especially with the looks mismatch? It’s an arrangement.

Or he just photographs well.

Because rich people don't get that way by giving money away, and they usually hate their kids.

Being Greek, as she gets older she’ll be more and more embarrassed by the long dark hair, so she’ll cover it up by wearing long dark gloves.

What's with the tin tin haircut? Is he a teenage Belgian superhero?

A 10 R37? He's not that good looking. Some of you need to get your eyes checked.

The husband is a dead ringer for actor Brock Kelly who played bisexual Evan on Days of our Lives.

To me, this is more tragic than if he had gone down to Mexico and gotten got by the cartels. At least I could make some sense of that on some level. But this? This is just too fucked up to even contemplate.

They got hitched last month, so there's still time for him to wake up and put an end to this nightmare. Although I'm pretty sure she has her little insurance policy baking in her oven as I type.

The husband has different colored eyes R52. So he's not a dead ringer at all.

What actually happened was that as soon as she went to the bathroom, all his friends said, "Are you crazy, dude? You're gay!" She came back to hear him defending himself.

R42 did they actually play the recording of his professions of how great she was at their wedding? That's so tacky.

Every time I read the title of this thread, I see "Biden shares touching story about gayfaced fiancé with People Magazine". I need to take a Valium.

[Quote] Here's the wedding:

She obviously doesn’t get TikTok. TikTok is about instant gratification. It’s not about a person standing around doing and saying nothing.

This is on every single one of the wedding guests who failed to speak up when prompted to do so by the priest. Shame on them, this anomaly right here is exactly why that segment was added to the vows in the first place. If not now, then when?

Still, on some perverse level, I can't help but admire her hustle, tricking that poor man into marriage like that. Sometimes it only takes one glorious scam and you're set for life, and she pulled off hers flawlessly.