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Kevin Sessums thread.

May the lord be with you

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.

But it’s ok if we discuss his enormous cock?

I don't think anyone here has ever wished accidents or ill health on him.

What happened to this site, which used to be explicitly for Gay Gossip and Pointless Bitchery? It's getting mighty sanctimonious in here.

Anyway, I'm only here to admire the writing skills of DL's favorite pilgrim. Pure poetry, emotive expressiveness, and alliterative allusions. The Light is indeed everywhere, connecting everything.

Today, in the world’s worst writer...

“Mom, is this wash rag too rough?” Lenny asked her, his breath smelling of something like manhood, that worrying rot that youth can leave when it yearns to remain, the sweet stench that is the stanch unraveling in real time.

He would know all about rotting breath…

What the hell does that even mean? That's a rotting word salad is what that is.

Hey, did you guys know that his parents died when he was young? I had no idea! You'd think a fella would talk about something as traumatic as being orphaned at a young age, but he's so reticent about these things. He finally opens up about it in today's entry.

R8. I laffed out loud at this gem-^

Wait til you see Floozies. His big break after Julliard.

R10. Oh I’ve seen it.