Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like a man

Absolutely hideous. Oh, Gavin - you could have had me instead!

THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

Is she transitioning into a lizard person?

She doesn’t even look human. She’s morphing into another species but I’m not sure what.

Op, stop insulting men. She is nothing like us. R3 and R4 are correct.

Peg Powler

She looks like Jackie Stallone.

Wayland Flowers is dead, but Madame lives!

She puts a week’s worth of make up on in one go.

In that photo she makes Teresa Giudice look like Christy Turlington

I wonder if the Trumps treat her like shit when they're getting together for family events. I remember her getting cropped out of the wedding photo. She seems like she would never fit in.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.

So if Trump gets elected again, what post can we expect her to get in the cabinet?

They’re remaking “V” again?

She looks like like Leona Helmsley.

She ticks all the boxes for republican beauty – pile of cheap hair extensions, stripper makeup applied with a trowel, bad plastic surgery.

She obviously has BDD. Anyone who experiences thought distortion like this that they see themselves as "Attractive", is clearly delusional.

I'd fuck her

I know a few attractive MAGA finance bros who date/marry Botox girls with huge fake tits

They all end up looking gross by 50-55

If all else fails and her face continues to widen, maybe she could get a job on Law & Order: SVU

She doesn't look like a man, she looks like a Madame

I am surprised Donnie Jr is even with her, she isn't as attractive as his ex-wife or any number of attractive bimbos from the MAGA world that would be happy to be with Donnie Jr. and be way less embarrassing. Guilfoyle is even nine years older than Donnie Jr., I know these people are completely nuts but still.

She used to be naturally pretty, believe it or not.

Exceptional style.

She’s looking like Leona Helmsley.

R22 the pussy has to be good.

Some MAGAT is going to shoot her for using the women's bathroom

Kitara Santos passes better as a woman.

R23 I agree with you. She was attractive 20 years ago but appears to have made seriously bad decisions about, among other things, having plastic surgery.

Here comes the future

Toilet plunger lips. Kissing them is without doubt, vomit inducing.

Have she and Caitlin Jenner ever been seen in the same room together?

Such a hideous looking cunt. Looks like she’s been run over by a bus.

She’s perfect for this guy

There’s something off about the appearances of all of Trump’s children. Maybe his genes are not as good as he thinks they are. Sloping foreheads, weak chins and oddly shaped noses.

Why do you think he's always blathering on about his genes? He has the body and face of a weird chromosomal disorder sufferer

Where is the valve she uses to pump air into her double-wide lips?

[quote]R35: Sloping foreheads, weak chins and oddly shaped noses.

Wilbur Whateley.

It's not clear what role she plays in the campaign or the family now other than making an appearance here and there at M-a-L and being Jr's caretaker. The only other avenue for visibility is her talk show on some conservative outlet.

At this time in 2020, she was heading the RNC campaign finance efforts, but was later removed because she was too raunchy for some older donors (e.g. jokingly (or not?) offering lap dances to highest donors. Now Lara Trump is co-chair of the RNC and practically the Trump family spokesperson since Ivana and Jared are out.

Kimberly, a former San Francisco district attorney, has been replaced by a former Hooter's waitress. Can't make this up.

Her makeup gun is set to WHORE!

Actually she’s beginning to look like an older age Eve Arden.

Is this the look she was going for?

Whatever do you mean, R4? She has just had some light work done, obviously in homage to my timeless beauty. She still has plenty of time before someone can say 'she's had too many plastic surgeries'.

Yeah she looks like Caitlyn Jenner

BEAST!

That's a lot of lash for daytime.

Newsom must be from Krypton because he dodged a bullet.

They all look like products of defective sperm, r35. Maybe some of that magic diaper shit got mixed in

Hideous woman inside and out

R48 it has to be something, because none of them are winners in the looks department. Ivanka’s extensive plastic surgery helped some but she’s still kinda odd looking with her too small head.

She like a female impersonator in search of a female to impersonate.

24 Carat Ugly.

Ivanka looks like a preying mantis.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

[quote]She used to be naturally pretty, believe it or not.

Well, sure, but that was before the oil rig explosion and all the plastic surgery it necessitated.

It's a Kimberly Guilfoyle thread, R54.

Thought that was a pic of Mariska Hargitay at first.

What a Fall From Grace

She was DA with natural beauty who married the handsome son of a wealthy San Francisco family. Together they ruled San Francisco and went on intelligent, civil, and mature talk shows like Charlie Rose and Christiane Amanpour to discuss the most pressing issues of the day.

Twenty years later, after being fired from several jobs for sexual harassment, she is a self-described MAGA prophet who is fighting to "protect America" by means of an overweight illiterate, who blew up the deficit, believes in complete isolationism, and wants to bring back the sodomy laws.

People Change. People Really Change.

The best is yet to come, R58!

Elegance personified

no,

THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just let her dance

Jesus. And I thought that Leona Helmsley had a mean-looking face.

Oh wow, we don’t like the trans over here in MAGA Heights. Now we’re getting suspicious. I blame Joe Biden and the demoncrats!

Ok, Dee, I’ll bite.

“Kimberly Guilfoyle transitioning into lizard person. Why this is Bad For Democrats”

I see an amphibian. Big, wide, frog mouth and frog eyes. Any second now her long tongue will dart out and back in, in a singular rapid motion, while clearing clearing flies from the back of her boyfriend's father's pants.

A friend of a friend had lip injections (collagen) in the mid 90s. She said the procedure was very painful. Is that still the case with injections and the new fillers? My next question is how uncomfortable are lips injected to such insane volumes? It's not just the lips, but the philtrum and the area above the lip look permanently swollen.

She looks like a beast.

This is the first before and after side by side photo I've seen. Not just the lips. The pallor and WTF did she do to her nose? It went from thinned down looking to fat. Noses don't get bulbous as we age.

R69, are you trying to give me nightmares?

Seriously, it’s sad to see perfectly decent looking people do this to their faces. Is this a thing mostly in the US? Or has it become common elsewhere?

I think she's beautiful!

Ghastly @R69. I’d like to know what Newsome thinks about his ex Frankenstein.

Yeah, a man dressed like a juke joint whore.

R69 coke nose?

That face has been fried, dyed, and laid to the side.

She can just stretch a piece of cellophane over her face to make her Halloween mask. And press her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.

I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.

[quote]I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.

...and decrepit.

R76 just like dear old dad. Ivana was a hard looking woman.

Her septum is collapsing. After a couple nose jobs you can't be doing coke. Or rubbing your nose hard or all kinds of other normal activities

A man? Yeah, more like a male beluga whale.

Just imagine what her gash looks like, or not. You know it's seen some extensive use, they will fuck for power.

Stunning.

Which amphibians? Was a daughter supposedly frog- faced or something?

She be nasty. Jr.!like nasty.

[quote]Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like a man

Himberly Guilfoyle!

R62 Republicans cannot dance! Have you ever seen Trumps weird little dance where he looks like he’s giving two simultaneous handjobs?

She doesn’t look human or real. Boy people are really screwed up.

Barbiecore?

She ain’t young, blonde, and sweet.

When is ole Kimberly marrying fiancé Junior? Didn’t they get engaged over three years ago? Is it to be a Mar-a-Lago wedding; or are they wishing for the opportunity to wed at the White House?

[quote]When is ole Kimberly marrying fiancé Junior?

I think, at this point, "fiancé" should be in quotation marks.

And yet people still line up for fillers, despite all the highly visible examples of how it fucks up one’s face.

None of us even like her but we know she looked better before.

She certainly couldn't have looked worse before.

It looks like Spirit Halloween has released a Guilfoye animatronic that will make both kids and grown-ups piss their pants!

The most laughable news of the day. The resemblance is........................

Didn't know they were making a live version of " Beauty and the Beast."

[QUOTE]I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.

Yes, and?

"If you don't look like plastic hooker, you don't get in."

Hee hough ha hee ugh ssssssss!

your nose gets bigger as you age. your ears too

your meat curtains as well if you are a female.

And her amphibious tongue has

An ugly man.

I think, regarding her disgusting nose, when you inject fillers into the lips and the lines between mouth and nose, it can cause the nose to spread. That’s what I assume, anyway, from having observed so many of these freaks.

Deadly fish.

R104 is still stupid and stumbling and doesn't know who he "should" be

I have tried to paste a good proprietress. Except every time I try to share financially, I kept getting tossed off.

Even Jeff and his extensive Frau are OK leaving lounge ones alone...

Why doesn't Fox News just keep her, getting going via DJT, Jr she asks for!!!

Where is Junior? He's been rantless for awhile now right? Rehab?

Junior is sure in no hurry to make her an honest woman.

Guilfoyle is gross but does not look like a man.

[quote]Guilfoyle is gross but does not look like a man.

She looks like Kim Hunter in "Planet of the Apes."

You just DJT keeps her around because he can feel her up. She probably fucks the Daddy then Jr fucks her.

And DJT probably gets off on knowing she is easy and his son is fucking his leftovers

If my grandfather were alive today, he would call her a fucking idiot...

My 66-year-old sister doesn't have duck lips from filler like Kimberly does, but she does wear heavy black eyeliner and mascara like that. Gross.

[quote] Republicans cannot dance! Have you ever seen Trumps weird little dance where he looks like he’s giving two simultaneous handjobs?

The Spitting Image people are going to have to learn how to build a puppet photorealistically if they make one of of her; I don't think she can be caricatured.

Daaaaaaaaaayum dats a ugly bish!

She's 9 years older than her boyfriend, Don Jr. She's one year older than Melania. Trump Senior's partner is younger than his son's partner. I'm surprised Sr was OK with the relationship and he didn't press Jr to pursue some 20-something trophy after his divorce.

She sho’ is ugleeee!

That slag looks like someone hit her in the face with a 2 x 4. Damn shaved Pekinese lookin' bitch.

She got hit with the ugly stick

Old hussy. She & Junior deserve each other.

She’s age 55. The old stitching and uplifts will be falling apart even faster. It will all sag.

He married that.

He married that.

She looked much different, far more attractive, when she was married to Gavin. She didn't go full bore whore until she hooked up with Junior Mint.

I beg to differ, r123.

I HAVE a Pekingese. Their faces are FLAT.

This abomination is morphing into a lizard prrson or giant snake. Like Thulsa Doom in the original “Conan the Barbarian”.

Yeah don’t give Pekingeses a bad name

r15 you are right, she looks like Leona Helmsley and that is where I first read the description "trout pout"

As mother would say she looks coarse.

You would too if you'd had as much scraped and sanded off as she has!

Rode hard and put out wet.

That picture reminds me of the bust of Reagan made by that ex-hood Tony whacked in the first season of the Sopranos.

""That was Frank, that bust? I always thought it was Shaquille. Fucker needs to practice a little on lips.""

That woman is a prolific sinner, and needs to repent, asking the Lord for forgiveness.

Can you imagine poor Mother Pence in her dowdy twin sets surrounded by all these Mar-a-Largo Whores? It must have taken a lot of prayer to keep her head from blowing off her pious shoulders.

Lara looks only slightly less hideous.

The ironic part is that Junior's ex wife was better looking. She got smart and noped out after Dump got elected.

I bet she could suck the juice out of a bushel of lemons from across the room with those succubus lips. If her current gig goes south, she could open up a chain of lemonade stands!

She looks like a character from a 59s horror movie. Lordy she must be sick.

[quote]Kimberly, a former San Francisco district attorney, has been replaced by a former Hooter's waitress. Can't make this up.

I had no idea lara was a former Hooter girl and "model"

[quote]Before she met Eric, Lara’s ambitions seemed to lean toward modeling, not politics. While attending North Carolina State University, she worked for four years as a Hooters Girl. During and after college, she entered several bikini contests in her hometown of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, including Maxim magazine’s “Hometown Hotties” contest. In 2005, a scantily clad Lara appeared in the now-defunct magazine Stuff, which featured near-naked women to attract readers to consume its gear and gadget content. A year before she met Eric, she posed for a local swimsuit calendar, gracing the page for April.

She looks like the female gremlin.

I don’t care what she looked like before or after. He married that. There is something wrong with a person who would marry a person who would go from a liberal Democrat to a useless son of a psycho tool of Repug plutocracy.

Laura Trump nee Yunaska is 5'11 and has a face like that. Where are the transvestigators?

So Lara has an unambiguous Russian background in addition to being a multi-year Hooter girl?

What's this I keep hearing about "replacement theory?" The white stupids are finally attempting to catch up?

[quote]Upon my arrivals and very frequent visits to Mar-a-Lago, those nasty bitches were forced to step aside when it came to pleasuring my marmalade daddy. That delectable, babookie cavity, and that sweet, diminutive shaft, is for my lips & tongue, and no one else!

Shut the fuck up, Lady Lindzebelle.