'Judy Garland Spoke to Me': Ben Platt Previews His Upcoming Residency at the Palace

I knew he was queer at birth. I slapped his ass and he cried, "Harder, daddy!".

[quote]Presenting...Liza with a B!

He should live so long....

So unappealing.

Judy spoke to me and said Get out of my house.

This reads like a Tracey Ullman parody.

She said, “Where’s the drugs?”

She said “Damn, that was a hard shit, anyone got a suppository?”

I’ve waited my whole life for Judy to talk to me. So far I’ve only heard from Ethel Gumm & Sid fucking Luft.

he has fans?

His top priced ticket on tour is $600, of course he's fucking delusional

And she said, “Shave your shoulders, kid.”

He always looks sweaty and dirty. Like someone who changed their underwear once a week.

Ish Mama?

Is there anything his father can't do? Daddy, I want a pony on another level.

"I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night."

Will his Dad buy all these tickets too? Like he did at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl. Do they give them away to the homeless?

The venue's last show was 2017's SpongeBob SquarePants.

R16: "Will his Dad buy all these tickets too? Like he did at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl. Do they give them away to the homeless?"

Gentle reminder that the kinder descriptor is "unhoused".

Unhoused are in the house!

I was molested.

I hope Judy told him to take down his Tik-Tok video where he mocks a child’s singing a song from “Legally Blonde”. Particularly ironic, as Miss Platt has expressed contempt for the “randos” on social media. In fact, Miss Platt has deleted her Twitter because she was getting critical feedback. There’s a classic nepo-baby hypocrisy here and it’s hilarious. This guy is an entitled dick.

Such a mangina, that Platt.

Did she say if I should live with drunk sissy or mean sissy?

Who is this person?

That article’s picture lol

He really does look like a big hairy pussy personified.

When he talks about his collaborators my mind goes the World War II.

I love this community but get between me and my audience and I will push you off the stage.

Yeah, she said get off my fucking stage you fucking nobody.

And tell your boyfriend to strip posting pictures of his first in his own ass.

Judy speaks to me as well, Ben. We often laugh at what a big flaming FAGGOT you are . She also told me how she is glad she killed herself all those years ago so she didn’t have to live to see your “career” as a no talent homosexual with a glandular problem.

I like Ben! I've saw him in the play Parade a few months ago, he was very good. Sorry guys, you can hate on him all you want, but the guy is very talented. From the Kennedy Honors...

Everyone, R32 has given us permission to hate on Ben Platt.

He should do a double act with Miss Jesse Tyler Ferguson. The catfights will be glorious.

That wasn’t Judy Garland, fool. That was Jim Bailey.

R32 = Ben Platt

DL never failed to remind me that this insufferable queen exists

R22 and R26 really nail it.

She said "MARY!"

That performance at the KCH for Barry Gibb was embarrassing. He may be able to passably sing but he was moving like an epileptic penguin.

I am queer. I am queer

That's what I say of me

I'm happy go-lucky, they say that I'm plucky

contented and carefree

I am queer I am queer

I'm gay even when I drink a beer

I suck cock and get plugged despite being so fugged

'Cause I am queer