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What will Madonna do after her tour concludes in the next few days?

Nursing home?

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by Anonymousreply 33April 30, 2024 9:08 PM

Be embalmed.

by Anonymousreply 1April 26, 2024 1:36 AM

HSN ! Her own line of compression garments !

by Anonymousreply 2April 26, 2024 1:45 AM

She doesn't know this try-hard display taken straight out of the Madonna handbook, is pathetic and not at all controversial. That's the real tragedy. 1985 is calling, but no one is answering because everyone has moved on. I really wish she had a sense of humor, and self-awareness. But why expect her to change now? She reached her final form years ago. There are no more "re-inventions" left.

by Anonymousreply 3April 26, 2024 1:49 AM

Narcissistic collapse. Followed by various outrageous social media stunts for supply and attention.

Count on it. She can’t be cured.

by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2024 1:50 AM

Anal

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2024 1:58 AM

Go back to get coffin and sleep on Detroit dirt

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2024 2:23 AM

R3 Frazzled.

She’ll take her very successful tour, her gargantuan final at Copacabana Beach expected to draw over 2 million, her song LAP being in the movie Deadpool and Wolverine, and laugh at your frazzled, triggered, smelly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2024 2:27 AM

Another Janbot thread. She loves to create them and watch DL drag Madonna so it can finger its fetid gash.

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2024 2:29 AM

r7/r8 = same loon talking to herself. F&F.

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2024 2:35 AM

OP, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 all same loon. Trolldar it. It’s Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2024 2:46 AM

Her pasture awaits.

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2024 3:21 AM

Finger herself? EWWW - what's that SMELL?

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2024 3:34 AM

Hopefully no more films.

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2024 3:37 AM

Get back to work on her autobiographical film. Julia Garner is waiting.

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2024 3:39 AM

She'll join the Marines!

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2024 6:49 AM

Momager to the adopted kids.

by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2024 11:21 PM

Spend more time with David, Mercy, Stella and Estere

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by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2024 11:23 PM

OP Trigger warning?

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2024 11:46 PM

I hope she retires

by Anonymousreply 19April 26, 2024 11:48 PM

One thing she won't do.....retire gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 20April 26, 2024 11:52 PM

Get pregnant with twins.

“Naturally”

by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2024 12:10 AM

She needs to get her ass to church

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2024 12:14 AM

R22. Agreed

She needs to find Jesus.

And not that boy from the bodega down the street.

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2024 12:20 AM

OnlyFans

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2024 2:15 AM

Another overdose

by Anonymousreply 25April 27, 2024 2:16 AM

Staring, producing, and directing the soon to be Broadway smash- Baby Jane Hudson: The Musical!!!

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2024 5:37 AM

[quote]Get back to work on her autobiographical film. Julia Garner is waiting.

Film was canned.

by Anonymousreply 27April 27, 2024 6:17 AM

R10. Hi - i’m reply 5 & not reply 1-4 or OP. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 28April 27, 2024 2:30 PM

She seriously needs to go to Confession.

by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2024 2:58 AM

^^^Didn't see previous posts in this vein before posting.

Apologies.

by Anonymousreply 30April 29, 2024 3:00 AM

Convert to Islam?

by Anonymousreply 31April 30, 2024 8:52 PM

Good for her for living through it. I imagine she'll celebrate the same way as any aging queen would do in Brasil, cocaine and bbc

by Anonymousreply 32April 30, 2024 8:57 PM

Hopefully she learned a valuable lesson along the way.

by Anonymousreply 33April 30, 2024 9:08 PM
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