How do I approach older men in public spaces?

Pull on their shirttail, puff out your bottom lip, and say meekly, "Esskuse me, sir, I tink I'm wost. Is you a powicemans?"

Join Sniffies and see the park where 20 guys are hanging out tonight having sex like normal young men. Go to sleep and in the morning go birdwatching and you'll have all the old geezers you want. Alternatively, go to a garden center and ask men questions about pansies, casually touch your dick or flash your ass because you want daddy's dick. Be bold and prepare for multiple rejections.

There's lots of available action at your local Senior Center.

And it's your very first thread with this li'l ol' account, OP?

And this is what you needed to post?

How convincing!!

You have to walk up to them, lift their caftans, say “YUM”. and then let go. If they say “YUM” in return after the caftan falls then they have accepted your proposal.

Make sure you lay a few layers of towels down before you do anything else.

You could start by not opening your approach with “So,”, OP. SIlver foxes aren’t into idiots.

My you are a miserable one aren’t you R6?

I would imagine that “Can I interest you in an hors d'oeuvre, sir?” or “Would you like to try a sample of this exciting new fragrance from Estée Lauder?” would be most appropriate for a young gay in the city.

Seriously though, join a YMCA. They seem to congregate at mine, or if you’re really desperate try McDonald’s in the morning for the coffee crowd.

Not really, R7, just literate.

Stand outside Calvin Klein's house

"Have you tried the updated Depends? Comfortable... and shockingly absorbent." Usually gets me in the door...

"Anyone up for telling me the plot of their favorite episode of 'CSI'?"

Just FF and block this ridiculous unfunny troll.