Ellen is back!

Cancel this bitch already. And is there ANYONE Netflix won't hire?

It's about time she got back to work. Her old specials were great.

[quote]Cancel this bitch already.

She was already cancelled.

She once again takes no responsibility for being a cunt. Her aw shucks routine is so gross. I used to really like her but heard stories years before she was cancelled and they all turned out to be true.

NO ONE, I mean NO ONE what's to see this tired old Lesbian on stage again. Retire to your many homes and fizzle out.

Her teeth are the same color as her hair.

Is she transitioning into an elf? Her ears are getting there.

She looks like a rictus burn victim

Pass.

[quote] NO ONE, I mean NO ONE what's to see this tired old Lesbian on stage again.

Speak for yourself, ass. You dont speak for the rest of us.

Ellen needs to avoid turtlenecks. Terrible look.

She was a terrible stand-up.

How much more money does this woman need? Jesus retire already and pay hot 25 year old female maids to come over and “clean”.

Look at those dead, Cluster B eyes.

There’s nothing there.

Chilling.

Seasonally, just like the flu.

Ellen, go away. We had enough of you 20 years ago.

Néeds a déep plane facelift and neck muscle tightening. The we can talk

"They'll say Ellen's back, at last !

This time, she's stayin' , she's stayin' for good...

She'll be back where she was born to be...

With One Joke, she'll be freeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Was she kicked out of show business or was she boiled out of show business?

I fucking hate this gash's face.

Dear Ellen,

Get fucked, you terminally unfunny waste of lesbian life.

Dripping with excitement!

With that pixie cut Ellen looks like a nun without a veil.

No. She is not.

Ever.

Shes hotter now than the flames that sent me to the big lady pond in the sky!!

She had a clothing line at Walmart. Wonder how her skincare line is doing. That was a delusional money grab.

Wishing this ugly elf would just stay away. She was hated for many reasons. I can’t stand to look at her.

[quote]She once again takes no responsibility for being a cunt

Neither do any of you. What’s your point?

Ellen had a skincare line?? That's hilarious, since her skin looks like utter shit. Who would buy it?

Lemme guess. It’s everyone else’s fault?

R28, I’m a cunt. I own it. So GFY, you cunt-wannabe.

I wish Mutchnick/Cohan would produce a spinoff from her W&G character Sister Louise.

Her ego won't allow her to go away quietly. She needs to have the last word.

Is she going to be nasty to the crew members who work for her, as per usual?

I don’t know about any of the rest of it, I just envy her those cerulean eyes.

Just like Chappelle, “cancelled” but cashing fat Netflix checks. Poor babies!