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This man was seen m*sturbating in broad daylight

My friend already posted this- but I am also posting to get more traction. Near hickory and 28th street, this man was seen m*sturbating in broad daylight with his car windows down. He sped off when he noticed her taking photos. Please beware!

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2024 2:15 AM

Circa 1968

by Anonymousreply 1April 25, 2024 11:00 PM

Hickory and 8th? That’s my hood!

We’re always m*sturbating at Hickory and 8th!

by Anonymousreply 2April 25, 2024 11:00 PM

D’oh, Hickory and 28th. Miles away!

by Anonymousreply 3April 25, 2024 11:01 PM

Your warning serves as direction for dick starved dataloungers.

by Anonymousreply 4April 25, 2024 11:03 PM

Tragic. Most men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

by Anonymousreply 5April 25, 2024 11:11 PM

His c*ck tasted like hot garb*ge.

by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2024 11:13 PM

This thread is useless without said photos

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2024 11:23 PM

OP lives in Bumfuck.

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2024 11:34 PM

Was it this guy?

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by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2024 11:35 PM

My grandmother was run over by a steamroller at Hickory and 28th.

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2024 11:39 PM

There's been a sketchy crowd hanging out at Hickory & 28th ever since they opened up that frozen yogurt place. I say, if you can't just eat normal ice cream, something's the matter with you.

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2024 1:39 AM

Hickory Dockery DICK!

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2024 1:45 AM

Hickory & 28th is totally poised for gentrification!

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2024 2:09 AM

[quote]Please beware

This is a joke right? Most DL’ers would set up a lawn chair with popcorn if he was hot (or even mediocre).

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2024 2:13 AM

Is there a particular reason you're unable to spell out "MASTURBATING', pookie?

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2024 2:15 AM
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