Can you name all 81 states?
Lara Trump, fucked Eric twice, said there are 81 states in the US.
I mean, I guess if she said it, it is God's holy truth, just like every other MAGA remark.
My guess is West Kentucky, East Dakota, New Carolina and Old Maine are all in there someplace.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | April 26, 2024 5:43 PM
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Don't forget The Iraq, like such as.
And the state of Virgina.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | April 25, 2024 7:15 AM
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Well, apologies, OP, but some of us refuse to subscribe to your socialist geography! America just feels, like, a bigly place. Huge. 80+ states minimum, and they are all beautiful. Except the socialist hell-holes, which are SAD!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 25, 2024 7:24 AM
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I'm Australian and even we all know there are 50 states. The last admitted being Hawaii in 1959.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 25, 2024 7:31 AM
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Florida, South Florida, Panhandle, The District of Mar-a-Lago (the US Capital).
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 25, 2024 7:32 AM
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“Of course, my profound State of Confusion”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 25, 2024 7:41 AM
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The only reason Trump was not elected in a landslide was that 31 STATES obviously threw away their ballots. Sure, Biden won when you only counted the votes from 50 states. It's those missing 31 states that would have made all the difference.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 25, 2024 7:45 AM
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From Twitter, "Why would someone pay money to have lips that look like the wax O-ring at the base of a toilet?" 😂
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | April 25, 2024 8:15 AM
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Well, there is a Top California and a Bottom California.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 25, 2024 8:21 AM
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Old and New Jersey, Old and New York, Old and New Hampshire. . .
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2024 8:26 AM
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Anyone who disagrees with her is fake news!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 25, 2024 8:29 AM
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Both she and Eric are the whiniest nepo-babies 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 25, 2024 8:42 AM
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Wow. I'm feeling so owned by this new RNC head's natural beauty and genius. MAGA really have it together, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 25, 2024 10:29 AM
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Can she do all 16 dances, or name all 52 girls?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2024 10:34 AM
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Everyone knows there’s only 57 states!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | April 25, 2024 10:55 AM
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Nowadays, we call this "dementia" but only if President Biden does it.
Everyone else gets a pass, including the plastic hoe mentioned in OP, the guy noted at R16, and the orange blob who won't go away (our ratings love him!)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 25, 2024 11:06 AM
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All he does is blink. Maybe he's thinking 'But there are only 71!'
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 25, 2024 11:08 AM
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@r16, And like the good and decent man Obama is he later acknowledged his error. Has a repug EVER acknowledged an error? That's right, they never make errors 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 25, 2024 11:11 AM
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Even if she had the 16 territories in mind, that still only gets you to 66.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 25, 2024 11:13 AM
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I have no idea how many fucking law suits they have i have more important things on my mind
I am in serious depression because my grandfather who I never knew was eaten by cannibals almost 100 years ago. Not just me but the whole family is traumatized. My son turned to crack because of this .Then the poor dear went and lost his fucking IPad.
Misspeaks are so easy to make fun of. Let’s hope they sound as funny after the election.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 25, 2024 11:22 AM
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^ “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,” - Trump
Joe NEVER saved an airport 😠
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 25, 2024 11:28 AM
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Don't forget the State of Denial.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 25, 2024 11:28 AM
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even with PR and the virgin islands we don't get 81, who the fuck is she again?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 25, 2024 11:29 AM
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[quote]Even if she had the 16 territories in mind, that still only gets you to 66.
The only number I associate with Lara Trump is 666.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 25, 2024 11:31 AM
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@r24, She's the one that actually CHOSE to be a Trump... Let that sink in
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 25, 2024 11:32 AM
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Ok. 80 states and she could plausibly claim she misspoke, but 81?
That’s not a brain fart. That’s a fucking moron.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 25, 2024 11:55 AM
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She’s in charge of the money…,
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 25, 2024 12:04 PM
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Don't forget the great Sovereign State of Vaginia. Trump grabbed that in a handslide.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 25, 2024 12:08 PM
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McDonald's and gold courses are not "states," Madam.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 25, 2024 12:08 PM
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Let’s not forget:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV
Covfefe
Bigly
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 25, 2024 9:56 PM
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[quote]States of Trump
"God bless the United Shates of America."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 26, 2024 3:36 PM
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[quote]Everyone knows there’s only 57 states!
What a good trollfarm employee you are! Good boi!
Dug up that blog post from 2008 that expresses just enough false equivalency to muddy the waters.
Report to Natasha for your complimentary borscht and Krokodil shot.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 26, 2024 3:56 PM
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