My husband and I

Recently, my husband was pining for a chicken à la king recipe.

I have a friend who’s a folksinger.

Not me and my husband?

[quote] We

We won the series!

I'd love to, but I have to check with my husband first.

My husband and me!

My husband is very close to his mother.

And don’t forget Mitzi (the annoying Pomeranian)

My husband and I adopted a rescue cat. No, it rescued US.

R9, was it a rescue cat?

Better than wifey-poo

R11, Chambo's wifey?

We paid the day worker $75 to haul it all to the curb, then he blew "my husband and me" for a pack of Marlboros and a six pack of beer.

Tell me quando quando quando.

My husband and I are going to Skechers today. He needs a new pair of casual shoes.

Me and the hubster!!

Is he a rescue?

Pookie? Boo? Bae?

Is your husband aware that he is your husband?

My two husbears and I

What’s the situation downstairs? DLers have notoriously high standards.

Can he cook, though?

[quote] We

Chee!

Do you and your hubby have kiddos?

My asshole neighbor Patty said my husband and I are tiresome. I have no idea, other than her being an asshole, why she would say that about my husband and me.

Perhaps too serious a comment for this thread, but:

My partner and I have been together for almost 30 years. We got married 15 years ago when it became possible. I hear lesbians talking about "my wife" and gay men talking about "my husband".... and it never seemed comfortable or accurate for us. I call him (and introduce him to new people as) "my partner".... I've thought about what this means. I think 1) I am old enough to still have a residue internalized instince to not be too visible, but also 2) simply replicating heteronormitave roles isn't what the goal. So many same-sex marriages seem to want to be perceived, to behave "just like straight people." Not sure that's the great win many think it is. Again, this, perhaps, is just something left over from the political "liberation" movement of the 70s.

^^ heteronormative

I love him!

He and I call each other "smunky" when we cuddle and spoon at night. We have a bunch of different cuddles and each one has a name. My favorite is the "curly fry"

Thanks a lot R29. I just lost my lunch.

OP - Feel free to submit this to Roz Chaste for inclusion in The Rainbow Curriculum collection

[quote]My husband and I

For decades this was Queen Elizabeth II's catchphrase, often imitated. And now revived in a way she could never remotely have anticipated.

Tell us you DIDN’T wear white…

My husband and I refinanced our town home.

Rodney makes a lousy dick-holster, but he's still my husbear.

I have someone else’s husband twice weekly.

But is he a Blatino husbear?

We have two homes and we like to spend as much time as possible entertaining our friends there.

R32 Jesus Christ must you work this garbage into every thread?

I feel very lucky to have my husband. I know he feels the same way about me. We just really seem to “get” each other.

We rescue animals together.

My hushbinsh?

I like doing all the housework. My husband doesn’t thank me, but I know he appreciates it.

I wish I had a husband. Being single is hard.

My husband and I finish each other’s sentences.

Being single IS hard. So is math!

…haven’t found each other yet!

My husband was onetime a hot twink. Quarter century later, he has gotten fat in belly. I became slim. All is good.

Let’s talk about the husband.

I am MRS. Norman Maine.

R26 I'm not a fan of the word "husband" either. I feel like it is caught in traditional husband/wife roles, which doesn't work for me.

When I use the term husband, I suppose that people believe I am the "wife," which bothers me. Even though we are officially married, I frequently use the word "partner" instead. However, I then feel compelled to explain the dynamics of our relationship to strangers.

Yes, I over think things.

I’m sorry to hear that. It won’t last long.

R51

A very wifey way of looking at this.

My husband and I recall the day

We said goodbye and we sailed away

And we think of our friends who had to stay

But we don’t talk about that…

My husband and I have pet names for each other. He's the Bunny Man and I'm Mr Pumpkin.

For the life of us, we have no idea why.

[quote]I have a husband.

Big deal, OP, I've had four.

You’re a bunch of liars!!!

Did you get your mail today OP?

He’s not my husband… he is MY MAN!

Oh look. Another bottom thread.

Not for long...

OP I am late to this thread. Are you guys still together?

Is your husband hot? Mine isn’t.

[quote]and i can go into hysterics very easily

Still dear? We thought you finally outgrew that.

I have these in each room of our house, with small variations. For My Husband…

[quote] My husband and I

Are you Her Late Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II?

She began most speeches with this.